Skit:
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No Kru
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Lryical G.:

beef with me you can't afford it/you and the mic dont go together like a cellular phone that aint cordless/you cant flow kid i dont even know why you compete for/my style is so violent it leaves bloodstains on your keyboard/i'll put this dick down your girls throat and ejaculate in her glands/and you'll be left masburting ejacutating in your hands/i can't stand to see mc's get out of line/only question i got is why the fuck am i wasting my time/you can't win this battle you have too many flaws/not replying to this diss is the only way you can avoid a loss/i'm the boss of this shit and this rap game is my house/pulling a dick out is the only thing hard that ever comes out of your mouth/we can get mics together and rhyme over a beat/or we can settle this over some beef/but i can tell you aint from the streets/cause wearing a miami jersey is the closest you ever came to bringing any heat/

Skit:
Yo,
U could b a "vet" nd yo verse still wouldn't b "accomplished",
If ya writtenz was dressed in "Ecko", dey still couldnt b "Complex"//
I could b a "dislexic", nd in "writtens" i still could have fold-him,
'Cuz diz nigga like "nutt hairs", he up on everyman's "scrotem".//
U betta start "helpin strays" cuz dat only u could b a "vet",
Wen hiz "priest iz blessin" him, datz da only time he got a "cross on hiz chest"//
Battled me, cuz he knew hiz rep’ goin 2 die-soon/ He bein good, cuz he kno he gonna get raped in confined rooms//
Nobody undastand u wen u speak, we all not used to da “burb-slang”,
If I battled u in "Scrabble", u still couldn’t come up wit “werdplay”//
Diz nigga style’s cheap, juz like da Lugz-on-his-feet,
Diz nigga clutchin his purse like old ladys, wen he c a thug-on-da-street
I got nigga bitch on her knees cuz she think itz love-wen-I-creep,
Da bitch burned him like a “butcher” cuz dere “blood-on-hiz-meet”
Son diz nigga reel fag, complainin bout da pains-in-hiz-shoe,
4 battlin me, xcuse him, he "stoopid" cuz he" give brain-2-hiz-crew"