as agreed to in bitch slapped

j-diesel i'll burn you like diesel, youre unleaded//
i'll take your pre-written shit and leave it shredded//
try spittin quik? i'll leave you shittin quik in a x-lax dose//
now your splittin quik towards the bathroom shows//
too bad you aint a truck, just a gay loony who fucks fast//
ask for one and i'll drive my foot up your ass//
diesel powered, your nothin but a coward//
losin more than you win, my suggestion is sit on it howard//
you couldnt even be the fuel to power fonzie's motorcycle//
i seen shit faster than you, like a three year old girl on her tricycle//
mother fucker, on my list your the next reservation//
go back to your home in the pump of the service station//