Yo...

I got a mod closing the first edition of this battle...

At the request of a mod...

I am making a new battle thread for this.

Here is my verse...




"Houston, we have a problem!" I'm hearin that shit in my head...(I'm from Houston)
Well, NASA, I'm a solve em by burnin this "challenger" and leavin him dead.
You won't be "stayin alive" cuz like the Bee Gees you dyin out quick as a whip...
I'll be ya invader and like an old school Raider put glue on my hands so my punches stick to ya lips.
I'm a joker dynamo who's gone psycho and I'm a treat ya like a dribble glass the way I disrupt ya flow...
Ya in my dark carnival and I'm bringin an arsenal of hydro electro lyrical tempo.
Kobra, I'm not gonna hurt ya I'm just gonna bash ya brains in, I say this cuz "I'm shining"...
Swing a ball bat but unlike ole Jack, connect and release ya mind from confining.

Family Values

I'm a slap you, ya bitch, and ya moms like the 3 Stooges, all in a row cuz everything I do has flow...
Ya bitch can be Curly cuz she's pretty burly and ya mom can be Larry cuz she's lookin scary...
But Kobra ain't nothin but Shemp, dumb enough to ignore weed and smoke only hemp...
And in case ya didn't know I'll be ya Moe cold treatin ya like a bitch that gave a bad blow.

Back to Basics...

Born in 89, with whack DNA design, first baby ever born that lived without a spine...
Now 14 in Blackpool and rappin ta look cool but ain't no real MC's that's still freshmen in high school.
And ya "fall" "down" like feathered pillows in Autumn cuz ya spit through ya rectum...
My disses slipped in cuz ya couldn't detect em or reject em and now they ya problem.
Slingshot ya to the moon like you's a cartoon and have ya chillin up there on a lunar sand dune...
Stone cold marooned and nursin them wounds cuz ya spit like static and I spit fine tuned.
Have ya like Cher wishin ya could "turn back time", rewind and never spit that weak rhyme...
But to late ta turn back cuz I launched an attack that would've derailed ya ass if we was battlin on tracks.

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