THIS IS PRE_WRIT before anyone says "i seen that before"

I’ll give you cataracts, extract your contacts
I’ll dispatch a fast rap and massacre the facts
I laugh at your crap, I asked you to rap
You thought you put me to ground but the casket was cracked
I come armed-with-berrettas to harm-the-trendsetters
I slap down your lyrics put my palm-to-your-letters
So stand back and see-sense and show your allegiance
How can you attack when you’ve got no deefence?
I ain’t got no grievance but check out my deviance
You’re on DVD sucking dick it plays all regions
Spit poison like an adder, with rhymes you can’t make
You climb up a ladder and I kick you down a snake
My rhymes hit hard, I’ll black yo eye without a punch
And I’ll leave you feeling empty like you went without your lunch
Ya lines-lack, ya rhymes-wack; I find-that a sign-that
You can’t cope with the dope jokes that I design-back
Believe me you need me to concede to succeed
Throw a rhyme I’ll chop it down and watch ya cuss-bleed
I can make you laugh and still get you mad-at-me
You sound like steps and your flows a fuckin ‘Tradegy’
I spit quick sporadically; MK fatality
To want to battle COM ain’t dumb its insanity
I’ll increase your bladder-weight with what I have-to-state
Think your rhymes are smooth as ‘silk’ but all you do is ‘fabric’ate
I was designed to be entwined-with-guns long before this rhyme-begun////
I’ll dislocate your spine-for-fun; this rhyme will be your final-one////
Untouched just like a bridal-thong, remember to bring your pride-along
I’ll-go-through ya-whole-crew bring ya whole fuckin side-along
Like a tribal-song when I stop you’re in trouble
Haven’t built your comeback yet but its already rubble
I engage with my rage and amaze with displays
Leave grazes on ya face and disgrace what you say
You need to disengage; need to cut yo self loose
Break your neck on escape like I’m Maverick and your Goose
My rhymes come rigorously; crack the ground when they drop
It’s good when you rhyme; I like the sound when you stop
When this shit drops I’ll take a sharp knife and mangle you
Cut your dick in half; pull your scarf tight and strangle you
So you better be sharp coz I’m gonna put it bluntly
Cutting off my legs is the only way you’ll stump me
I drink from broken glasses while you drink from plastic beakers
Complex is all around you like surround sound speakers
You’re enlisted in a non-existent position of authority
Stop bitchin’ you’re being too persistent, you bother me
The emotion that I’m showing in this rhyme is devotion
Caf 1 loves COMedian so much he’s pro-posing
Supposing we fight in the Matrix slow motion?
You already so slow it would make you look frozen
You mean-to-cuss-me? Need speed-to-rush-me
You won’t like me when I’m mad; I turn green-and-muscley
I’m fresher than the prince so don’t make me laugh-son
You throw a thin line so I throw back a phat-one
Your shit is slack; I’ll stab you in the back with a-knife
Your whole rhyme is lies… you add-lib ya-life
You rhyme lightly gainst me? You need to be more sensible
Like a broken condom machine my rhymes are indispensable
Enhanced and advanced; my styles been revamped///
Loco local going solo my vocals entrance///
All chances are gone; your stance was all-wrong///
I’ll put you in a trance like a six-foot tall-bong///
Lower your credentials while I rape this instrumental///
Make you choke on my votes; death was coincidental///
Experimental style, it’s the first-of-its-kind///
Don’t attack, step back take a burst-from-my-mind///
Commit arson to your verse it’s the worst-of-all-time///
I’ll Joyride at your funeral make your hearse-all-mine///
My skill flies so high it needs breathing apparatus///
Your scared to get on my plane like BA Barracas///
My styles still young and fresh and yours is getting older///
So Joker I told-ya and I think its time I showed-ya///
I’m the ONLY joking smoking toking coke-and-green comedian///
Obscene unclean, the Joker thinks he’ll plant his seed-again///
Well your stalk wont grow here, you need-to-more-iller///
You’re an unwanted shrub… and I’m the weed-killer///
Fuck agent smith I’m one and only chosen-one///
You think you rhymes are bulletproof; watch me blow a hole-in-one///
If you’re Arnie then I’m the predator locked on with my shoulder-gun///
I rip one eye out and leave you with a swollen-one///
I’m gonna put you through the process, of elimination
Erase and deface no more discrimination
My titillations gained when the situations changed
Think-your-great but your lame; you simulate your fame
When I start you can’t drop me, take ya hole-crew-apart
Your were stuck to my ass like a ‘follow-through- fart’
Your rhyme was feistless my art is priceless-no-fee,
When I battle pictures I write-this-for-free
They like-to-think-they’re-G but they’re more OD
Put an N onto LAW, cafs a grass to police (poleece)
It doesn’t really work-like-that, I heard-ya-crap
I spin round circular connect with ya vertebrae I’m hurting-ya
I’m certain-ya worse than before you make me snore
How can I copy you? When it’s me they adore?
I’m appalled at the rate at which you’ve lost all your skill
Its now become your fate that comedian will kill
Chill you can still be second-best and once I’ve set-your-test
I’m gonna use your chest to protect-my-vest, elect-the-best
COMEDIAN for president, its evident I’m merited
I’ll still gonna win if you go back and edit-it
You’re a deficiency; you’re dissin-me ridiculously
Efficiently, instinctively my linguistics come sadistically
Fictitiously I slaughter-you; rhythmically aborted-you
Spurned burned and turned all who supported-you
I hit-it-every-time… but critics-of-my-mind
Still come and diss with less lyrics-than-a-mime
You don’t rhyme-intentionally; it’s the crime-of-the-century
To say my name out loud; in your rhyme-don’t-mention-me
Eventually you’ll sensibly see, there ain’t no besting-me
Aggressively possessively fighting to invest-in-me
Coz comedian-is-hard-as-shit you wanna be-a-part-of-it
You wanna make money but its okay I-started-rich
With a family like the partridges I’ll show you what retarded-is
I been here the longest it’s the Comedian who started-this

my lord thats alot, abit too much lol, was a xcell-e-ant read bruV

phenominol read i felt it all the way

yea...some multi's..ok alot where off a bit.....tight drop...just a lil bit 2 long tho

In my opinion that looks like 2 or 3 verses pasted together but It's all good..I like the multi's alot...some nice wordplay with them...thay flowed very well...keep blessin it.//

yo your shit flowwed nice with the multis and i know thats hard so yea good job

thanx for the input dawgs, what does the rest of you think??

Thats Too Long To Break Down..Jeez!

Multi's Were Dope, (multi's.multi's..Shit), I'm Gonna be Dreaming Multi's Now..lol...Worpdlay Was Dope Too...

Try To Space It out, Like IN 2 Or 3 verses, next Time!

THANX DAWG much appreciated

uppin for more feedback