CarsonJet......-2k4 that is....

here u are....

Im a What?.....

Well....

Lets start it off about dis story bout CJ-

One morning upon wakening up I noticed I was sportin new parts-
works of art,I felt a lil extra tissue bustin up from da heart-
I felt the need ta grab.....'holy shit 36'c's...what up wit these?-
An look my knees!...burnt up like dey been branded wit 100 degrees-
Damn...Look at me...how did this happen? Im a college caucasian tease!-
please....If im here now....I might as well enjoy da' festivities-

so......
Carson straps'on da Bra-an what da fuk?o hell naw-
Carson aint slippin in that...it'll floss his ass raw!-
How dese bitches'fit in dese heels my feet aint shaped like that?-
spaghetti straps!?..fuk that-them shoe'laces aint gon hold my rack-

So i throw en ensamble an hit the streets'in searcha lesbo love-
News flash'I check my snatch an would u bet?...a bloody dove-

fuk this stuff-......
What did i do to reincarnate a bitch on the rag-
I feel like a C in drag-
embarrased'.....now look my tities sagg'd-