Now that you all have read a lot about me,
it's time I start showin how good I can really be//
It might be long before ya hear sumthin' go wrong,
you can tag along, or run along, just don't mess with my god damn song//
Today is Sunday and there shouldn't be much profanity, insanity, and vanity,
instead there should be christianity because damn, that's humanity//
I'll let you know something, though, I ran into a ho' with an afro,
I said he-llo a little too slow, then she went right into a strip show//
i asked her wut wuz her inspiration,
she gave me an explanation about her asian nation and said it wuz tha declaration of her education//
I asked her what she let it happen to her,
but she said her past is a blur and she would prefer just to drink some liqueur//
Then we gone to a bar in my stolen car,
tho' we didn't get too far before I realized she was a movie star//
I kicked her out, without no doubt that she would talk trash about
a mutha fuckin' brussel sprout//
That confused me at first but things could be worse
especially when I'm immersed and they're reversed//
Now it's tha middle of the day, time to play,
I'm left with nothing else to say,
just make sure you go tha' right way.