Now you all gotta read this rhyme
that has nuthin' do with the life of mine//

It's about events that are actually occuring,
it might even be a little bit disturbing//
I'll let you know one thing though,
this will not be a part of my big show//
Now here it goes
hope you can keep up with tha flow//

I just heard that Bill Gates got rabies,
and he just gave Britney Spears lots a babies//
After hearing this people gave Gates a standing ovation
but they both had to have hardcore castration//

Don't go no where I'm just gettin' started
gotta make sure this topic doesn't go uncharted//

Now tha next thing I heard,
a lot of people preferred had not occured,
Kobe Byrant had not spoken word,
he fuckin' raped a raptorial bird//
If you hadn't heard that ya better not think i'm whack,
but if ya do than I'm gonna smack ya sack//

There's still one more thing I have to mention,
while being in the center of attention
dont let me lead you in tha wrong di-rection
for it might cause ya some hypertension//

But what I saw wuz,
Jessica Simpson suckin on her own nutz//
You can call me crazy or even swayze
just dont think i'm drunk and lazy//

Now im finished now what ya think,
did I make ya wanna go throw up in tha sink?//
Prolly not but hey,
it was all bullshit and play
I'm just tryin to fuckin make sumthin of my day.