Hey homeslice. Since this is the first battle on RB for both of us, let's keep it simple.

10 - 20 lines
5 votes wins
3 - 0 = KO
I don't care who goes first; drop whenever you're ready.

Write me something good.

Okay, here we go...


Who you think you is kid? Go back to your garage band "Linkin Bizkit"
You nervous, can't drop ya ish as if you got your sphincter twisted
Now you already got dissed quick, but see, you blinked and missed it
Now you'll say my lines are crap, 'cause you know I ink the shiznit,
Eat sleep and drink linguistics; you started rhymin' last Fall
You're like, "I can't drop my verse yet! I'm in class, y'all!"
I keep time with brass balls, swingin' *click-clack* while I rip tracks
Smackin' wick-wack little pricks back with a fist to the six-pack
Or is it "one-pack" in your case? How many gun racks in your place?
You prolly a tobacco-chewin' cracker, your dumb rap's in poor taste
So hope comeback's ya forte, 'cause otherwise you're oh - for - one
I got a thousand cans of kick-ass, and I've only opened one....SON.


*shrug* Aiight, that was so-so. You can do better than this, right? Come back and show us whatcha got.

Don't sleep, man. Come back and make this worth my time.

baller, where you at? Tell me you didn't join the board just to punk the first cat to battle you.

Last chance, nucka. Check in today or get DQ'd *and* get beat with a lyrical pipe the next time I see you on this board.

Okay mods, you can close this one down. We have a no-show.

aight man, sorry I'm late I've been outta town
anyways here's mine, but if it's too late, my bad!!!

aight, here we go
yo you've been writin me text messages
but let me call ya mom, tell where her fagget is
he on the net, and he wanna be spittin disses
like comparin me to linkin bizkit
yo i come back later and lyrically flip it
let me tell you a secret, I aint no fred durst
so suck my dick and "obey yo thirst"
ya say comin back betta be my forte
but i never gotta come back shorty
i already won, even before i begun....son
so ya betta revoke ya membership to rapbattle.com
u don't belong, but keep your head up and and stay strong
cuz theres a place for you back at faggots.com

C'mon peoples. Even if you think we both suck, at least take a second and vote for who sucks less. lol.