I constantly reading about , " I'll kill you , Im gonna murder him , dont fuck with me ! , etc " , Lets throw our egos out the door for a moment and admit our own "Worst Asskicking ever" , we all gots a story how we have been sucker punched or out numbered , well , if you got the time ...... get it off your chest and let it all hang out .... , I'll go first

I've been sucker punched a few times but the single biggest asskicking I have endured happened when I was 19 in Tijuana. It was summer and I was spending a few weeks out west with some college buddies in San Diego and of course we had to hit TJ , but little did I know at the time that TJ hits back.

Two of my friends and I decided to venture over the border one particular evening , I can't really explain exactly what happened , because anyone that has ever been to Tijuana at age 19 can concur , that nobody really remembers much. It's just a lot of blurry images , and loud noise , and lots of Tequilla , which I permantly call Ti"killa" because of this trip. Anyways we were doing what 19 year olds do , looking for Snatch , drinking like railyard hobos , and starting trouble wherever we could find it.

The two kids I was with were pretty tough , an Italian named Sal , and an Irishman named Troy. Sal was college wrestler , Troy was a 3rd degree blackbelt in Karate , and I was just a wild swinging , quick ducking American. After numerous drinks at different locals , we were on our way home around 3 in the morning. At the time , I knew only a smidgeon of Spanish , and the taxi driver who was taking us back to the border obviously knew we were 3 inebriated gringos who had little clue to the scheme of things in Mey - He - Co.
After a 20 minute tour through scumsville , we realized he was juicing our fare and demanded for him to pull over. Sal was the only one who spoke any Spanish , even though I was convinced this Pendejo spoke english but was playing dumb.

When the Cab driver pulled over , Sal jumped out of the car (as drunk as the rest of us, if not the most) and began to bang his hands on the Taxis hood , yelling something about ripping us off. The Cab driver jumped out of his car and grabbed Sal around his throat trying to choke him out. Sal was surprised and was too fukked up to defend himself properly, so me and Troy came to his assistance. I grabbed the Cab driver behind and slammed him on his own hood , Sal was recovering , while Troy and I wailed on Chico relentlessly with a series of punches. Before I knew what happened , Chico (the cab driver) whilstled , the finger in mouth kind , real loud. He was getting his ass kicked, and the MOFO started to sing like a canary , whistling away while we pummeled him.

But , that whistle wasn't a sign of defeat , but wrather a signal for help. Because suddenly , several men came out of nowhere , a few taxis stopped on the street and their drivers came flying out , and before we knew what hit us , instead of us tripple teaming one guy, it was 15 guys on us 3. And let me tell you , it was RAINING fists , before I knew it , I was laying in the gutter in fetal posistion getting kicked and clawed every which way but loose. After what seemed like 20 minutes of torrential POUNDING , the three us were left for dead, bleeding and bruised in a huddled heap. We finally got up and found out, not only did we get the SHIT kicked out of us , we were also robbed. I was even missing the emergency $40 in my Shoe.

No money , licked clean of our pride we walked the streets looking for a way back to the border. We finally found the fence but were probably a mile away from the main crossing. I have very distorted images , but can remember climbing the border fence that night , over the barbwire and everything , I got cut up some more , but I was in such a drunk beaten stupor , I doubt a bed of hot coals or 500 pound gorilla could have stopped me. I wanted one thing only , a safe place to rest , to heal. When we on American soil , we followed the fence to the main crossing , and eventually found our car after an hour of arguing and groaning. Troy somehow , managed to drive off back to his house. The next morning, I was so out of of it I litterally had to crawl into the bathroom on all fours before I puked for about 5 anganizing minutes. I finanly did a pull up to the Mirror and saw someone I didn't recognize. I had two black eyes , a fat lip (top and bottom ) A cut on the back of my had , which later required 6 stiches. Two cracked ribs , and I was pissing blood for three days.

That was by biggest ass whipping of all time ................. It made me tougher though , and smarter.

Peace

CrazyE

<<< Stabbed twice...
In the back...
Almost died.

No need for the whole story.
Just know it had to do with drug dealers and someone's market share depleting

Thats Gangster...^^^

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Shot in the knee,..

Stabbed in shoulder..

Twice, ...broken nose...

And a dislocated, ...Jar...

For the rest...allot of scratches...small, but kinda painfull tho..

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Oh..and one in the shoulder,...but that was a ...rubber bullet..

I dont know how to call those guns...lol..

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Rubber Bullet , LOL ............. I know that shit ...... Damn , shit must of hurt !!!

Sounds funny , but Im sure quite painful .............


CE

i got stabbed in my coller bone with a bowie knife
got stabbed in knee with screw driver
and stabbed in arm with letter opener
also shot with one of those police bean bags shit some fuckin nicca shot me with it damn and those rubber bullets shit does soound painful

I got a butter knife lodged into my eye and a slingshot with a flaming turkey breast to the other eye...

Needless to say, I'm blind

^haha.... damn, we gotta regular stevie wonder....lol wassup ray charles..... i'll make my text so its printable in brail....LoL

see my worst, Broken nose, broken arm and leg, baseball bats are gangsta thou...LoL

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man i got in many fights and shit but not a "beating" cept for a one punch to my jaw, wich got broken in 3 spots, and on a nother ocasion i got stabbed in tha lower part of my back rite on tha spine, 2mm deepr, i wud have been paralyzed forever, but tha guy got a thrashed forearm, i sliced his arm like i was filleting a fish, and i also got caught in a farmers feild stealin shit, destroying shit and i got shot in tha leg wita 22, all very painful incodent.

ummm... yeha... i got cut across the forehead in a fight... there was glass on the ground and i got dropped... and im man enough to sy it.. you cant win them all. i have a fat scar from the front of where my hair starts to my eye... no

nobody calls me scarface

and i beat this mexican dudes ass last year pretty bad... i almost got expelled but i didnt... just a week suspension and 3 days in juvi... nothin big, it was fun tho

ummmm....

man ur face is set for hallowe'en jus a lil bit o make up................................haha, JP

Nah i can honestly say that ive never had my ass kicked and im not just sayin that b/c im playin the role.....its just never happend to me................but i do have a lil story for yall lol


Aiight, it was during my Junior year in high school. It was around late spring, school was about to let out and everyone who lives in ny can tell you that in spring and summer theirs always some huge ass parties goin on. So me and my two boys D and Terry ran into this kid we knew who was in college and he was tellin us bout this big ass kegger he was have'n that night. He's pretty known for throw'n some bangin ass parties so we was down fo sho! Already pretty drunk and mad high we roled up to this party. We get inside and theirs mad fuckin people everywhere, 7 kegs already tapped outta 12 kegs, mad drunk bitchs everywhere so i was like "WERD....THIS SHIT IS POP'N"! I role over to the keg, get 3 more full cups of beer, down'n em all quick as fuk to keep my buzz up and shit. I decided to role around the crib dolo from my boys to check out some more of the honnies and just to see who was all their. So Im passin by this room and a girl I know from school seen me and was already drunk and was lookin for one of her friends who I also knew from school. After tellin her drunk ass atleast 20 times that I havent seen her she some how talkes me into goin outside to find her.....so I was like aiight w/e lets go and come back mad quick.

*** BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.....we find a car with her in it******

So I was like aiight their she is im goin back inside......so im headin through the back of this cats building and i see her b/f flippin out on her. So i was like w/e and shit i aiighnt do nothin so im'a just keep walkin. So im walkin back to the party in this alley thats pitch black and shit and I feel this tap on my shoulder. I turned around and I seen this cat just swing on me, I leaned back and he missed my face but hit my shoulder. So I just started swingin on this cat not even knowin who this fool is. So im hittin him and he just stops throwin his fists, wipes the blood off his face and walks away like aiighnt shit even happen. So im cocked as fuk standin in an alley like "wtf kinda shit is this???"

So i role back into the party and everyone is like "Yo i heard you was in a fight and shit" and im like yea how did you know.....and everyone was tellin me how the kid i faught was sayin that I was takin his girl back to a car to fuk so he whooped my ass. I was like wtf, dude aiighnt even hit me...i blessed this cats face atleast 5 times, cat was bleeding and he whooped my ass??? So as everyone knows when you drunk as fuk you always get pist easily and always want to fight. Im like yo lets go find this cat real quick....so im walkin out the front door of this cats place and who is walkin in but the kid i faught. I acted like I aiighnt even see him and when i looked up he was in the doorway wit mad peeps scramblin to get into the party. So I looked away for a sec and just swung my fist and caught his jaw mad quick. He dropped on the floor and i just started pounding and stompin o'boy out. This big ass dude yolk's me up and throws me into the wall like "yo, kool out man kool out" tryin to break up the fight. Wile im on the wall a few other of my boyz who was their run to the kid on the ground and just start stompin him out even harder. So the kids girl who I knew comes runnin in and picks up her beat'n boy friend and they walk out.......So im thinkin aiight this kids already been beat'n twice so he's done. The kid comes back 20 mins later screamin and holler'n flashin this knife he got and sayin he was gone kill me. I aiighnt scared of no one so i was down for w/e w/e.....I picked up 2 beer bottles just chillin on the stoop and was like "All I know is you better fuckin kill me cuz if you stab me and i live im'a come back wit my shoty and thats werd". So were walkin towards each other ready to do this when my manz jumped in and was like "NAH T..lemmie get this he wanna fuk wit you he got beef wit me....COME'ON BITCH LETS DO THIS" . So my manz starts take'n off his jewels and his t-shirt so hes just wear'n his beater and throws up his fists like comeon bitch. The kid is already mad shook b/c now its 2 on 1 so he's backin off but tryin to act hard. So my other man was sittin watchin this and roled up to him like "Yo..you gone and went and pulled out a knife on 2 of my peoples and you aiighnt even use it...you a bitch im'a stomp you out". HAHAHAHA so the kid puts his knife away and is like nah yo i aiighnt even got a knife, i just wanted to throw the fair ones. My manz gone went and smacked him in his face and the kid just bounced like a lil bitch......so after that shit I called it a night.....


Bout 2 weeks later I run into the cat who i faught on the street and he done came up to me like "Yo son i dont want no beef....i was mad coked out and didnt know what was goin on so are we peace??"....hahaha i looked at that cat and was like GET THE FUK OUTTA HERE BE4 I STOMP YOU OUT AGAIN.....aiighnt never seen his ass again...i guess hes still a crack head and still fuckin that ugly ass bitch.......dont be no faggot like this kid hahahah

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Jimmy L. , Louis L. , Aj R. , Tyler R. , Chris R., Dan W. , Matt F.......
" You all will never be forgotten and your spirits live within us all!!! R.I.P*"


" So for the 2nd time [The Pharisses] summoned the man who had been blind and said
"Speak the truth before God. We know this man is a sinner."
"Wether he is a sinner I do not know."
:The man replied:
"All I know is this...Once I was blind and now I can see"
John 1x 24-26

man when i was 8 i joined folk ( a gang ) ( i said that for the fake gangstas lol
but anyways i was 8 and i got jumped in and when i got jumped in i got 3 ribs on left side broke and 1 rib on my right side and then a week latta i was walking down the street and i walked through blood teritory and they asked me somethin ( dont remember ) and then i said somethin and i got shit 2 times in chest ( well in the shoulder) and the right side of my chest , barely survived so then i got jumped out and just recently i was at this shelter type thing where i battle at around here and i ripped this dude really bad ( cause i got to him and his gurl ) and while i was flowing he hit me in the jaw and then he got me on the floor pulled out his 22 and shot me in the knee and then in the stomach ( which went through and broke 1 of my disk in my spine)
o and i got stabbed 1 time in the back no real damage

but yeah i have a friend that has been shot with a rubber bullet and he cried liek a lil bitch i know it hurt cause he has never cried and he said it hurt worst than most regular bullets
well
im out
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