Pick-Up lines are funny as fuck, not that you'd ever use em, but still always funny to have em to use on a fat ugly bitch at a party, then when she thinks you like her, step on her feelings and make her realise she is as fat and ugly as everyone says she is.

Sorry if these threads are played, but haven't seen one since i've been here

Anyway get postin your favourite/funniest/cheezy pick-up lines


* If you were a dog i'd sure give you my bone*

*Was your dad a farmer, well he sure grew some nice melons*

*Was your dad a baker, cause he sure produced some nice muffs*

My FAV.

Say theres 2 gurls at a party, ones ugly and ones prti hot, go up to the ugly one n say " Would you like to dance?", then of course she'll say " Yes!" cause shes so pathetic, then go " Well get ya ugly ass out there so i can sit and talk to your friend"