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Old 10-24-05, 11:45 AM   #1
N.Tavarez
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Finally, a male blonde joke

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> > > A Blonde Guy Gets Home Early From Work And Hears Strange Noises Coming
> > > From The Bedroom. He Rushes Upstairs To Find His Wife Naked On The
Bed,
> > > Sweating And Panting.
> > >
> > > "what's Up?" He Says
> > >
> > > "i'm Having A Heart Attack," Cries The Woman.
> > >
> > > He Rushes Downstairs To Grab The Phone, But Just As He's Dialing,
His
> > > 4-year-old Son Comes Up And Says "daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's Hiding In
> > > Your Closet And He's Got No Clothes On!"
> > >
> > > The Guy Slams The Phone Down And Storms Upstairs Into The Bedroom,
Past
> > > His Screaming Wife, And Rips Open The Wardrobe Door. Sure Enough,
There
> > > Is His Brother, Totally Naked, Cowering On The Closet Floor
> > >
> > > "you Rotten Sob ," Says The Husband, "my Wife's Having A Heart Attack
> > > And You're Running Around Naked Scaring The Kids!"
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Old 10-24-05, 11:47 AM   #2
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What a stupid uncle...I would've hidden in the clotheshamper.
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Old 10-24-05, 07:22 PM   #3
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What a stupid uncle...I would've hidden in the clotheshamper.

wtf is a clotheshamper? lol
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Old 10-24-05, 07:25 PM   #4
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wtf is a clotheshamper? lol

fucking dumbass lol
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Old 10-24-05, 07:30 PM   #5
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fucking dumbass lol

hahahha nah, I mean I know what it is but I havent heard nobody say that shit except for like my grandma...
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Old 10-24-05, 12:01 PM   #6
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lmfaooooooooooo
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Old 10-24-05, 12:35 PM   #7
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lmaooooooooooooooooooooo
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Old 10-24-05, 01:48 PM   #8
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paahahaahaaaha that shit's pretty damn funny ROFLMAOOOOOO
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Old 10-24-05, 02:02 PM   #9
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lol.....................You Should Be A Comedian...Like Ricky Gervais He's Dope
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Old 10-24-05, 02:10 PM   #10
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But how does that diss male blondes? its just a regular joke
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Old 10-24-05, 02:13 PM   #11
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not my jokes......get them emailed to me by coworkers
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Old 10-24-05, 03:47 PM   #12
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LMFAO!!!!

Wow...
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Old 10-24-05, 05:17 PM   #13
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^ the joke came from a chapter of LE's life. dope joke
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Old 10-24-05, 05:33 PM   #14
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^Shut the fuck up, bitch.
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Old 10-24-05, 07:20 PM   #15
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wtf man...u have 2 hide under da bed....or behind da door
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