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12-11-04, 04:45 PM | #1 | ||
Aint Afraid To Slaughter
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Eminem Parody
IP:
ok.. im bored so i was lookin up sum parody's of eminem....... so, to put us in tha holiday spirit, here's a parody of "Stan".... i believe its Stan writting Santa...... its pretty gay, but w/e.
Stan Writes Santa (Parody) by Unknown Chorus It will soon be Christmas Day They’re going out to sleigh He’ll come slide right down my chimney To give some gum an’ treats I’ve got silvers bells, and Santa’s elves It’s my favorite holiday They remind me that it’s Christmas time It’s Christmas time… Dear Santa. How’s it going? Yo it’s Stan. What’s up? I wanted to send you my letter earlier You know, to beat the Christmas rush. I know we already spoke when I saw you at the mall But I thought you might forget So just bring me what I wrote on this list, And we’ll be all set. First off, I want a Sony Playstation 2 And a bunch of games, I don’t care which ones I’ll leave that up to you. I want that Teenage Dirtbag CD by Weathus Some health figure jeans and a new par Adidas. Bring me a TV and a home computer. A fat leather jacket and a racer scooter I don’t want no books I don’t want no socks I don’t want none of that stuff. I trust you Santa I know you’ll hook a brother up. Hey and listen: after delivering all those gifts I think you’re ready to party So instead of cookies and milk I’ma hook you up with a party Well, I know you got a lot to do and a lot to plan So just beep me if you got any questions. Yo I’m out. This is Stan. Chorus Dear Fat Man. You didn’t bring me nothing I asked you to! I guess this is all some kind of sick joke to you. Does messing with me bring you some kind of joy? I asked you for a Playstation 2 You brang me a gameboy! And what’s up with this chemistry set that wasn’t on the listg. And what in the world makes you think I’d want Britney SpearsCD? I think you’ve been in the cold to long it must have froze yourbrain. I specifically said no socks, I got 14 pairs, are you insane? And where’s my racer scooter, did you leave that on the shelf? JeezeLouise Santa. Do I have to do everything myself? You better bring me my stuff by New Year Or next year I won’t leave you none of my daddy’s beer. Do we understand each other Santa? Good, that’s what I thought. P. S. Tell Mrs. Claus, I think she hot. Dear Stan. Don’t threaten me you snot-nosed little punk. There’s a very good reason I left you all that whacked junk. I make two lists each year to separate everybody I got one list for the nice and one list for the naughty. In February this year you stole some cash from your mother In March you beat the crap out of your poor little brother. In April you skipped 3 days of school And in May you started smoking ‘cause you thought it was cool. In June you stole a bicycle with no hesitation. July and August, hmm… you where ok. What, you take a vacation? September my goodness, you made quite an impression. Burglary, assault, misdemeanor possession. So you see you little scumbag, there’s a reason you got this. You were at the very top on my naughty boys list. So complain all you want about your lame Christmas gifts. You got what you deserved. P.S. Thanks for the Schlitz. *burp*
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12-11-04, 04:48 PM | #2 | ||
Aint Afraid To Slaughter
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IP:
heres another 1.... "The Real Slim Santa":
May I have your attention please, May I have your attention please, Will the real Slim Santa please stand up. I repeat will the real Slim Santa please stand up. We're gonna have a problem here. You all act like you've never seen Santa before, Toys all over your floor, who the hell ya think brought them? It wasn't your drunk dad or your mother that whore, It was me and now I'm skinny and I'll tell you the score. Its the return of Christmas but not the jolly fat elf, my ass got so big I couldn't wipe it myself. My doctor said, "Santa you've never looked worse, lose 200 pounds or your heart's gonna burst." Everybody loved me big and fat ho-ho-ho, Big ass Santa look at him walking around, his belly like jelly, have some more eggnog. They didn't give a *fuzz* if my arteries clogged, So I said *fuzz* them and I joined a gym. Started eatting low-fat cookies and drinking milk that was skim. I lost so much weight I can see my candy cane, and Mrs. Clause is happy I can *fuzz* her again. (Your name is on my list) x2, and if your nice, not naughty I might give you a little gift. But here's a message for you if your a big fat slob, If your gut is in the way your girl won't bobble your knob. You can't expect a hoe to gobble your goo, if you just sit there eatting twinkies, watching Scooby Doo. If you ain't nothing but chubby, no girl wants a fat hubby, you'll end up working construction. Your love life lies in ruins and destruction, by the time your 30 you'll be asking Santa for liposuction. But if your thin you'll get seduction, underneath the mistletoe. Sing the chorus and it goes! I'm Slim Santa, yes I'm the real Kringle. All you fly girls like my balls cause they jiggle, so won't the Real Slim Santa please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. Cause I'm Slim Santa, yes I'm the Saint Nick. All you other fat Santa's can suck my fat *fuzz*, so won't the Real Slim Santa please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. Ho-Ho-Ho I guess theres a Slim Santa in all of us. On Donner on Blitzen lets get the *fuzz* out of here! WEESSSTTTSIDEEEEE (echoed)
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12-15-04, 03:46 PM | #3 | ||
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IP:
braw ha ha ha ha ha
im high.................. i was when i put this up here, i am now...
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12-19-04, 08:22 AM | #4 | ||
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IP:
lmao. That was funny shit, I'm a huge Em fan and I just cracked up, I have a parody in.mp3 called What If Eminem Done Jingle Balls, I can't be bothered to write the words. That was dope man
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12-19-04, 01:29 PM | #5 | ||
Aint Afraid To Slaughter
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IP:
im a big eminem fan 2, but i thought theses were pretty classic. funny shit, hm?
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