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11-08-06, 09:29 PM | #1 | |
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I have to take a drug test tomorrow, HELP
IP:
Seriously...
Last time I blazed was like 3 days ago about. At around 5:00pm I got the test tomorrow early like 11:00 around any suggestions? anything I can do to beat the test? Apparenlt it takes months to get it out of your system so i'm guessing i'm gonna be fucked
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11-08-06, 09:30 PM | #2 | ||
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IP:
Here's a suggestion...stay off drugs
1 *Awaits lame response of "Here's a suggestion, stay off dicks"* ^^ Yawns |
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11-09-06, 12:16 AM | #3 | ||
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You telling me to stay off drugs is like me telling you not to be gay. Feel me? It's not an option
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11-08-06, 09:33 PM | #4 | |
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IP:
If its a urine test then go buy a bag of oranges, orange juice and all that. Eat the oranges all night, wake up and eat oranges.
Citrus in the oranges will counter your urine and you should pass. If its a blood test, then get a fake arm, fill it with someones elses blood |
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11-08-06, 10:36 PM | #5 | ||
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i know that vitamin b helps push out thc, and thc is actually stored in body fat..if you cant get any nician pills try and get some sort of purging drink... you can prolly find at your headshop and if it doesnt work then just drink as much water as possible...then piss a little then fill up the cup then piss some more. |
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11-08-06, 09:35 PM | #6 | |
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IP:
you need the flush out pills you can get'em at gnc
or drink lots of cranberry juice an i heard if you spray ya piss wit colonge it might void the test maybe im not sure |
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11-08-06, 09:37 PM | #7 | |||
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IP:
you can do the oranges thing, which is a good idea
or you can drink alot of water and green tea green tea flushes and cleans out your system
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11-08-06, 09:37 PM | #8 | |
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IP:
Have someone piss for you
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11-08-06, 09:41 PM | #9 | |
Jack The Ripper
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IP:
^^ not an option
ok ok this is good and all, but the test is TOMORROW. Will the orange shit still work?
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11-08-06, 09:45 PM | #10 | |
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IP:
I got 7 oranges... is that cool? I got a bunch more... do you recomend eating them like a few hours before the test or the day before or both?
should I take a piss after I eat the oranges or should I hold it in until the time of the test?
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11-08-06, 09:46 PM | #11 | |
Jack The Ripper
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IP:
what about grape fruit? that has citrus too.
would drinking orange juice help also?
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11-08-06, 09:52 PM | #12 | ||
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IP:
yeah dude and just drink a ton of water.. because the THC gets in ur bladder.. but if u fill ur bladder with water.. THC wont be able to get into ur bladder.. so when u piss you'll only piss water..
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11-08-06, 10:02 PM | #13 | |
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IP:
get a little ting and have someone piss in it for you, then pour it in whatever they give u, unless there gonna watch u piss
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11-08-06, 10:05 PM | #14 | |
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IP:
Dude the bullshit in this thread is amazing. I just took a piss test and I smoked everyday for 2 months prior to taking it and I quit for 6-7 days and passed. Your best bet is to refer to what Coc said. Drink water, and lots of water, since you have a minimal amount of time, you better be drinking at least 2 gallons of water right now, I mean a lot, but not as much to where you would throw up.
The factors depend on a variety of things. First would be how long you went smoking in consistancy. Like how many days. It works like a layer system on how THC is stored in the body. It stores in fat cells, this is the reason why it lasts in your body for up to 30 days in urine. If you smoke everyday, that is another mark on the stack, Hence it will take a day to remove a stack, theroeticlly. If you smoke once a week, then it will be removed a lot sooner. The other things are really not important if you have to go tommorow. You need to make sure you drink a fuck ton of water before you go, and make sure when you piss its not your first piss of the day. In that case, make sure its not your third piss. Make it at least your 5th, and if you drink enough water, you can piss up to 6 times an hour, and yes it is possible. Second thing is, do not piss at first into your cup with the first amount of piss that comes out. Make it the last piss that comes out man. Piss in the toliet first, if its water, its clear, and its well you know about 90% water. With any luck, the results will come out inconclusive, depending what your getting tested for, IE Court, job etc..the test may vary, but if you dont have a lot of time, I suggest a cover up drink.
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11-08-06, 10:17 PM | #15 | |
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IP:
^^ Ok well i'm not fat, i'm FUCKING skinny. Uh, I smoked 3 times in the last month, 2 joints in a row 3 days ago sharing with someone else, and 1 by myself a few days before that.
Does grean tea or water work better? And ayo, does the orange thing work or not?
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