Describe ya fights... Dimez wants to know the detailz

Lol Ask Younggadget.......

all i read was the first page and this shit was hilarious....




^^Lmao....wouldve been funny if after getting his ass kicked his calculator wouldve ran outta bateries, or it wouldve broken....lol....ahhh, those where the days

Hell Yeah, But I Mean What Really Got
Me Was The Fact That He Lost To A
"Blind" Nerd. The Nerd Took Off His Glasses
And Still Whopped His Ass = / That Had
To Be Embarrassing.

^^el oh el...

yea, same shit i was thinkin, i mean not to mention the kid was a nerd but he was fucking blind, i mean how more embarrasing can it get..not to mention the whole fight was over a $90 calculator i mean who in there right mind buys one of those...shit get your ass to wal-mart and buy about 20-30 scientific calculators with $90

i do all my fightin with gloves in the ring..... amateur boxin....

im really just postin here to see my sig... anyway...what about fist fights...i put my fist in your face, you're unconscious..end of story

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LMFAO^^^^^^^... i like them... Short an simple

Man.. I ain't had a one on one since I was like 10..

Peeps all know each other really round here.. theres gotta be a good reason to start.. Tho when one on ones kick off, its usually a straight scuffle.. madness.. hardly a fight unless someone cleans the other with an unexpected first hit..

What I hate is peeps gettin jumped.. I see more of that than fights for sure..
Stamps 'n kicks to the head etc.. I reckon its pretty raw..
Most peeps here do pills etc... and some of the self-confessed 'bad-boys'.. who are quite weak anyway.. go out lookin to cane some bloke comin home pissed up etc.. which is real wack..
That does my head in.. esp. when you're with peeps that jump someone... plain stupid.. I always try and stop shit quickly..
Basically, I hate fights man.. one on ones are safe for a reason but otherwise I try 'n keep outta shit..

I'm confused..they use the word "bloke" in Harlem?..

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well hunny ur sig is fucked up... and lol... trust me most of these ppl would not mess with some1 of ur size!! lol

Well Yeah, He's One Big Ugly Guy....
But To Answer The Question I Can
Say I've Never Lost A Fight = )

normally goes my way

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Okay..I was on my street..over this girl named Tiara house..and Tiara cousin was over there..her name was Shanti..and I went with Shanti..so I was over there chillin with them and shit..and me and Shanti by ourselves on the stairs in the dark..so we talkin' you know...and this fat nigga named Donovan that lived on the street turned on the light..and looked at us..and you know when you're in the dark..and when someone turns on the lights it hurts your eyes..so he turned on the light..and we like..damn turn off the lights..and he say "shut up"..and I was like.."you shut up"...so he turned out the lights and walked back on the porch..so me and Shanti continue talking and we hear this fat ass nigga on the porch talkin' shit to this one boy named Brandon..and Brandon is older than us..he was like 17..so you know older kids start fights..so I hear him talkin shit to Brandon..and Brandon is like..I bet you wont go hit that nigga..I bet you wont go hit that nigga..and I hear Donovan say.."shiiit..I'll beat Devion's ass"..(I'm Devion)..so I get up and open the door and walk out on the porch like..come beat my ass..and he look at me and be like..shut the fuck up..I'll beat yo ass..so I was like do it nigga..do it..cause me and him had fought in the past..so I already didnt like him..and Tiara say.dont be fighting on my porch..yall better take that out in the grass..so I walk down there..and Donovan stays on the porch..and I say..bring yo ass down here..you was talkin shit..Shanti was like Devion stop it and come back in the house..and I was like naw..fuck him..he wanna talk shit when he thinks I'm not listenting but he cant talk shit now..so Brandon say..whats wrong Donovan..you scared?..and that made Donovan mad..because he's like 2times my size..but he stays on the porch..so then like 5 minutes past..and I was like man..you a hoe..and at about this time..everyone is out in the street and shit..you..know..playing around..hitting each other with the ball..so I walk out in the street to start playin with them..so Brandon throw the ball to Donovan...and Donovan hit me and the back of the head with the ball..so I was like..aight..I got you nigga..cause that shit hurted..so you know..like 15 more inutes past and shit..and everyone had forgot about the whole situation..and no one is paying attention..I hit that nigga Donovan in the nose..and he start bleedin..and he was stunned for a minute..and I said thats what you get for hittin me with the ball..and that nigga just stareted rushing towards me..mad as hell..and he pushed me..and I started stubbling ..but I caught myself.and started fireing on that nigga..so we hitting each other..and I'm thinkin..for this nigga to be big..he got some speed..so he grab me..and he tried to pick me up..but I braced myself on the ground..and he kept trying to pick me up..so we just standing there..and every few moments he'd tried to lift me up..and his blood was dropping all on my back..so I was like fuck it..and just fell over to the ground on purpose..and we both fell..and I got up real qucik..cause if he would had got ontop of me..it would had been over..so anyway..I get up real quick and started stompin him..and he balls up..and I keep stompin him..and that fag ass nigga grabbed my legs..and I tripped and fell to the ground too..lmao!!..so now we fighting on the ground and shit..and I try to get back up..but he grabs my shirt.,.and it starts to rip..so I come up out of it..and he gets up real quick..and as soon as he gets to his feet..I said BLAOOOOOW!!!!..right to his jaw..and he stumbles..and fall...so I started stomping him again..and Brandon breaks it up talkin about..thats enough..and I'm like naw man..fuck this nigga he wanna talk shit and shit man..fuck this nigga..so he gets back up..and come for me again..and I was let me gpo Brandon..and he's still holdin on to me..and Tiara like let him go Brandon..and he do..and that nigga Donovan hit me in my chest..so we start going at it again..til we both got tired..and we was just breathing all hard and shit..and Tiara mama pulled up in the minivan and got out like what the hell you letting these kids do..and she was like Donovan..take yo ass home..and she was like Devion..get in the car....and she gave me a ride home and told my mama..and left..I dont know if she told Donovan's mama or not..but..thats it

~I had the exact same thing..happen..

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