Biggie did it first, Rass Kass did it next and now its my turn

One day As is sat back drinking Alize mixed wit whatever liquor i Found/
I decided to think of the industry brauds i'd hit and write they names Down/
I don't know How but i'm rich Now so i'm fucking every rich bitch that before wouldn't even be my pen Pal/
Every since "My love is like" Mya's been giving me wet Dreams/
And i got a calander 2 mark the day Raven Seymone turns Eighteen/
Now i wouldn't touch lil kim wit 40 condoms out of fear of Disease/
But i'll have Mary J calling shows off due to overused Knees/And don't get me started on what i'd do to Alicia Keys/
Have Christina 'stripped' to find out how her 'dirrty' moans Sound/
Tell Kelly my dick is destiny and right Now wants a kiss from his Child/
And since Missy shed a few Pounds until they're Found i'm taking the HELL out of it so its just plain NO Now/
Spit game to Tatyalina Ali and get in her head like bad Lice/
Find out whats so scary about Ms.Spice and if i fuck her Twice i can give Foxxy Brown the best two minutes of her Life/
Hit Paris Hilton on camera, put it on the internet for an Arrangement of profit producing Entertainment/
Have all the members of 3LW chain and whipped up like my basement is a Slaveship/
But since she look like a dogg in heat i'm making Trina hit the Pavement/
Since that Wanksta ho is a star i'll spin her on my dick like a ceiling Fan/
J.Lo can't keep a man so I'm hitting her in the back of rented purple Caravan/
While i'm at it i'll fuck that American Idol braud in a borrowed Car/
I wouldn't touch Lady of Rage she'd make such a better Bodyguard/
Call me a hooker but i'm fucking Oprah til she give me the house Key/
And sine she put her Pregnancy on MTV Brandy dumb enough to at least let me fuck live on BET/
Ms.Jade will get laid, tell her 'all you have to do is be a ho 2 get Paid'/
Fucking Eve until the sweat makes that shitty horrible blond hair Fade/
Wit the way Da Brat and LisaRaye look i'll fuck every female in the Family/
I'm hoping that key worn by the Queen unocks the damn Panties/
I'd fuck Serena from the back wouldn't want to see her face from the Front/
pul a lil black in Brittney just like she'd always really Want/
I had to run from that girl Sisquo kept trying 2 show me her Thong/
As Long as Kelis is sucking my dick she can't put out those annoying Songs/
After getting in Eve Mende's legs i'm gonna fuck Claudette Ortiz/
It'll take a lil crack to get Whitney to Forget she giving me Head on my custom made Wendy Williams bunkbed wit her face sprayed on the Spread/~~
Have Monica grabbing my dick singing to it 'this giant is Mine'/
B4 i'd Realigne Whoopi's Spine i'd lose,find,and hand away my entire Mind/
Til i get that rich i'll pass the Time fucking broke ass Dimez/
After hitting the Two that kicked out the Group i'd show em a real Bug-a-Boo/
Remember Pam Grier?She like 80 but i'd sure as hell fuck her Too/
Get En Vogue from behind to show em a real 'cum-back' when we knocking Boots/
To tell the Truth by now i'm broke so i'll be back wit more names when i get more Loot/

just some run of the mill joking type shit oh and Wendy Williams and Whitney hate eachother

dope too. better than bordem. flow waz nice but needs to be a bit longer!!! lol

This was a completely huge waste of my time...

As far as content and message and emotion go.

But...

For a good time rhyme...

That's nothin but bullshit...

This is pretty fuckin good.

Tell Kelly my dick is destiny and right Now wants a kiss from his Child

And...

Find out whats so scary about Ms.Spice and if i fuck her Twice i can give Foxxy Brown the best two minutes of her Life

Were the best lines in this...
Others were tight, but these made me laugh.

So did the Oprah one.

Good shit.

Peace

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yeah this aint no shit like 'lets get serious' or nothing this was just a joke type rhyme.

since i'll b gone til mid-day 2morrow, uppin this now.

IT was ehh..
But yeah, There were some very funny lines.. very creative and alot that had made me laugh..As far as anything else goes..it was ehh..
Coolio

good flow dumb fuck~~~this shit was kinda funny~~~

i will be forced to stab you young man