i dont know what the rules is

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Ok, here be my verse:

In this rap game you be considered a loser/
Gay ass mutha f**ka, be considered your luber/
You say that you ain’t crooked, but you damn ain’t straight/
You look at f**kin’ Captain Crooker just to masturbate/
Now, what the f**k you doin’?/
Who the f**k you screwin’?/
Damn! Stop lookin’ at me…Now I should be suein’/
For all you got, and no, I won’t be foolin’/
You need to get some cool whip, so you can start coolin’/
When you be getting it wit a man, it’s fun, f**k, and lie/
But when you be seein’ my van, it’s run, duck, and hide/
Cuz I’ll be there to w-rap you up…It’s chritmas time!/
Can’t have it, but you need it… a f**kin’ life line!/
I’ll be cumin’ atcha like… I be trainin’-a-lot/
Just like your dad… does, when he be sprayin’-a-shot/
Your rhymes are so weak, they can’t make paper fold/
Just like your handle says, they be so Ice Cold/
Before you start to spit, you betta write your will/
Cuz on your head there be more O’s, than a telephone bill/

There it was. Holla back soon Icecold. Good luck!

yea, I forgot to take the edits out. I usually write them up on Microsoft Word wit the edits, becuz my parents use the same CPU, and they would be pissed if they saw them.
But this is the RIGHT thread to post in !ceCold.