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Old 10-20-04, 05:20 PM   #1
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Funny Joke.

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I just heard this today. Figured I'd share it.
It's new to me. So if it's old to u, Blow Me.

Alright.

A Lesbian Couple and A Gay Couple are in New York.
Both Couples are going to L.A.
Which couple get's there first?
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The Lesbians.
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Because the Lesbians are doing 69 and the Gay's are still packin there shit.
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Old 10-20-04, 05:31 PM   #2
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Lmao.

Hadnt heard that before,

I got a joke bout dracula but its long and not too great....
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Old 10-20-04, 05:37 PM   #3
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lol.....................
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Old 10-20-04, 05:38 PM   #4
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what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

you take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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Old 10-20-04, 05:45 PM   #5
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That was evil JPoll.... I will never think of you in the same light.
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^dude it's poetic, what did you expect? He believed his ex still loved him after cheating on him with 9 guys and 1 girl.

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Old 10-20-04, 05:45 PM   #6
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^ My baby joke was way sicker than that...
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Old 10-20-04, 05:47 PM   #7
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heypoll... Whats funnier than a dead baby???

Dead baby in a clown suit... oh shit

whats mor disgusting than ten dead babys in a trash can

the 1 alive one at the bottom eating his way to the top
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Old 10-20-04, 05:48 PM   #8
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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mercedes?
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I dont have a mercedes in my garage...
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Old 10-20-04, 05:55 PM   #9
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How many dead babies can fit in your trunk ?
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Depends whether you Chop them up, or not.
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Old 10-20-04, 05:54 PM   #10
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^ No that's just gangsta
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^dude it's poetic, what did you expect? He believed his ex still loved him after cheating on him with 9 guys and 1 girl.

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Old 10-20-04, 05:58 PM   #11
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^ No that's just gangsta


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Old 10-20-04, 05:56 PM   #12
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hahah, sorry their just funny jokes cause its so fucked up...

whats better then ten dead babies in one garbage can?

one dead baby in ten garbage cans!
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Old 10-20-04, 05:56 PM   #13
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more more more!
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Old 10-20-04, 05:59 PM   #14
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
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Old 10-20-04, 06:01 PM   #15
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LOL^..


How many babies does it take to Mulch a lawn ?


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Depends on the Quality of the blades in your Mulcher.
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