Stop your cell phone from ringing
Stop Chingy from blinging
Stop Justin from singing
And ill bust-in, tripping on someone’s new kicks, with my cock in hand swinging, while some dumb bitch is listening to Britney’s new single, a year from now see her on NBC winning a Grammy for best new album of the year, give me a fucking break
And I turn on the TV and all I see is come stupid blonde shouting ‘look at me’, while 14 year old teenies are purging their lunch, green with envy, it’s a shame that a year from now they’ll be dying of scurvy, while some fat fuck is inhaling a McFlurry clogging every single one of his arteries with cholesterol and fat, well how bout that, 80% of Americans are obese, going to Disneyworld to spend more money, while at home mid-aged dads are worried about climbing the corporate tree, forgetting about their anorexic daughters , who really just need fathers not stupid dumb slut role models like Britney, Christina, or Ashlee, yeah I saw you on TV, fucking up your lip-synching Goddam its true, not only don’t you write your own songs, you can’t even sing! Jesus Christ, where is this world heading?

You’re all pathetic, I don’t get it, how critics give these puppets credit for everything they do – they do nothing, I do something – sit here writing lyrics, while they’re out signing contracts, selling their image, and little weak feeble minds give them patronage by buying their 10 cent clothes at Zellers, turning kids into buyers, and role models into sellers, well listen here fellas, its time for a change, I’ll rearrange your thoughts quicker than Saddam as he sits in his cell and rots…Robots, that’s all you are, watching the war on CNN, listening to Eminem, chewing gum and watching Beyonce shaking her bum,. Did I say beyonce? Shit I meant J-lo, but does it really even matter tho? They’re both just mindless sluts, posing as logo’s, eating pogo’s, barfing em up, quicker than you can say “hell no”