right so i had a root canal today
got my mouth numb as shit.........so right now im at my school
a community college using the comp lab room...
so i'm in the hallway talking on my cell when this BAD haitain chick walks by me..........shes like oh im lost for class
so me ( with my numb mouth trying not to drool)
offer her help...........so im walking and talking like a retard all slurring my speech from the nobicaine....the bitch gives me her number, says shes done at 3 0 clock and offered me over to her house at that time..........hahahaha
at macking a chick on nobicaine after a root canal, I STILL CANT FEEL MY TONGUE.......

leave ya mackilicious story here.................

so u gettin pussy is that what u mean......lol....yea thats some funny shit.......lol keep up ur game then......

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its novacaine i beleive

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Lmfao Very well done young grass hopper *Pops Collar*

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LOL. Good job..

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Lol @ typing like someone talks when their on novicaine. Way to bring a realistic feel to the text world.

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^^^ werd, text with actual realistic depth to it........props

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the slut has kids at home, i found out.........i aint going over til she put them bitches to sleep, werd.

tell her to get a babysitter, then get her over your place.......or find a mutual meeting place to tap that ass.........

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she looked good too
i mean i've bagged chicks in my school b4

but imagine getting a root canal, ya mouth is numb and you trying not to drool
and a girl offers her number
im like..........she got to be a slut

root canals suck

even worse is that it aint just one procedure, but like three or four

and iv got plenty of storys bout going jogging at night as i usually do and smelling to high heavens and bitches asking me if they can come over my spot

happens too often and its a distraction, jogging at night is like my kick back time and here these bitches wanna bump...im like theres a time and a place for it

and me smelling like the middle of my balls isint the right time

but i still plugged a few

as much as it happends , im still surprised everytime =\

werd, she either got to be a slut or she got some STD and so she cant get any type of action, but then she saw you and thought "hey he dont know me, maybe i can get some action with him"

which wud actually make her a slut anyway

so maybe she's a slut with an STD

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she had some fat titties, no bra, AC on blast in my school so nipples were all pointy
..........i dont give a fuck
ill jump into saran wrap to hit that up

I once went to a party with like 1000 people, and spotted the hottest chick there, I walked up to her, said "hold this" handed her a bottle of vodka, told her "drink untill you get really drunk, and when I come back, we'll fuck" then I left before she said anything, and later that night, I took her upstairs. Beat that.

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