Yeah, so I was reading the news when I heard some pretty rediculous shit that Osama wanted to buy tons of coke and poision it to kill "thousands" of Americans. This is A: rediculous and B: impossible for many reasons, but I'll still play along in the interest of making a pseudo-entertaining post.

Osama you non-existant fuck!! If you poision coke (which would be easily detected AND impossible) and fuck with my $ - son, you're gonna have a serious problem on your hands! It's stupid to think how anyone would even be able to discover such a thing about you, but that's not the point! the fact that it states you wanted to buy "tons" of coke and only manage to kill "thousands" is equally as stupid since one ton alone is 907,184 grams and you supposedly wanted to buy numerous tons so you're talking at least twice that amount. But still, if I see you dickin around withsome yay thinking you're fuckin Mr Wizard - son, it's gonna be fuckin.. CURTAINS!!!

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So the drug lords went and told the police who they were?

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yeah, see how fuckin stupid it is? It's flawed on so many levels. Like, who confessed this? lol. Aside form he sheer fact of the amount, nearly 1milion grams (per ton, and he supposedly wanted more than one ton), and only end up killing "a few thousand"?? Also, any poision one could use to kill someone over the course of a gram would be so damn apparant that they'd notice it on the first line or two and simply not fuck with the rest of it. Anything that's strong enoughto kill on the first line wouldn't look/smell/taste/feel like coke and NO ONE would buy it. It'd NEVER rock ever. Aside from the fuckin cost alone. This shit's rediculous as hell.

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Fuckin Osama better not fuck with my hustle...

I'll bust his ass yo

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That made me Laugh...Really hard lol.

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Osama rocks always bringin new action..lol

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yeah, he lives on the edge. Drives aroudn the hillsides of a desert in his Ferrari with his Louis Vitton sun glasses and his white suit with the rolled-up sleeves ala Miami Vice as he relishes on what a drug kingpin he is.

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is this shit for real...

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Bizarre

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...............lol at ya'll actually worried bout this.....nut if it is true the hood will find osama...and i'll sya fuck da army...we need mo niggas form da hood in da army anyway

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"don't assume me Im not what you're used to"

Reading is fundamental.

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I think thay applies to African Royale too.

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lol, I think you're right.

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First of all, you ignorant bastard, how would "da hood" find Osama? Do they have the technology of the world's biggest and technologically superior army has? Do they have people who graduated from War College as their Generals, which is the world's most renouned military school for Officers. No. You have a bunch of nines, twenty twos, forty fives, and a bunch of other hand guns that would do absolutely nothing in a war. You would have no idea how to clear a building or a cave. I really wish you would have thought before you wrote that idiotic post

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I think he touched a nerve.

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damn...i drink like 3 bottles of coke a day