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Old 08-23-05, 10:22 PM   #1
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Fly joke

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Okay listen up.

Some 8 year old kid caught three flies and put em in a jar.

2 young flies and an elder fly.

1 of the younger flies comes up to the elder and asks if he knows how to get outta the jar

Elder - Yah, suck my dick and I'll tell you.
*sucks his dick*
Younger Fly #1 - Okay now tell me.
Elder - Okay just do a corkscrew as fast as you can to the top of the jar and it will pop the top off.

So the younger fly follows his instructions, hits the top and dies.

The other young fly appraoches the elder and asks do you know any other ways to get out?

Elder - Yah, suck my dick and I'll tell you.
*sucks his dick*
Younger Fly #2 - Okay now tell me.
Elder - You have to rattle of each side all the way to the top and you'll pop off the top of the jar.

So the younger fly follows his instructions and hits the top and dies.

So theres only one fly left and he got out of the jar.
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Old 08-23-05, 10:26 PM   #2
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i dont get it....
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Old 08-23-05, 10:26 PM   #3
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whats there not to get. the fly got out of the jar.
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Old 08-23-05, 10:27 PM   #4
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I didn't get it either...But, u didn't say it was a funny joke. THen again, by definition, a "joke" should be funny...right?


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Old 08-23-05, 10:29 PM   #5
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dats bogus.....................lmao
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Old 08-23-05, 10:29 PM   #6
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what dont u get?!
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Old 08-23-05, 10:36 PM   #7
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how does the fly get out of the jar?
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Old 08-23-05, 10:41 PM   #8
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how does the fly get out of the jar?

lmao!............
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Old 08-23-05, 10:52 PM   #9
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how does the fly get out of the jar?

suck my dick and ill tell you

bout time someone asked for the punchline
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Old 08-24-05, 12:03 AM   #10
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suck my dick and ill tell you

bout time someone asked for the punchline

lmao, werrrrd!

thanks Thassarap
and lmao @ New Meth0d laughing @ him for figuring it out
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Old 08-24-05, 07:17 AM   #11
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suck my dick and ill tell you

bout time someone asked for the punchline

I heard that before... too bad it didnt run as smooth as you wanted it too lol.
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Old 08-23-05, 10:43 PM   #12
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he gets head from the other two and they coplete the tasks for him to get out
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Old 08-23-05, 10:46 PM   #13
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oh, i thought there was gonna be somethin funny about it
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Old 08-23-05, 10:50 PM   #14
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oh, i thought there was gonna be somethin funny about it

lmao, werrd....
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Old 08-24-05, 12:46 AM   #15
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oh, i thought there was gonna be somethin funny about it



Rofl

this jokes dope cause everyone is asking whats so funny about it.
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