> >>> Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
>
> >>> manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
>
> >>> warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
>
> >>> containers:
>
> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
>
> >>> the hell happened to your bra and panties.
>
> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
>
> >>> whispering when you are not.
>
> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
>
> >>> like a retard.
>
> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
>
> >>> friends over and over again that you love them.
>
> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
>
> >>> can sing.
>
> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
>
> >>> ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
>
> >>> morning.
>
> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
>
> >>> logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
>
> >>> spitting.
>
> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
>
> >>> you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
>
> >>> people.
>
> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
>
> >>> are laughing WITH you.
>
> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
>
> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in
>
> >>> getting your ass kicked.
>
> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> >>> WARNING: - the crumsumpten of alcahol may macke you tihnk you can
>
> >>> tipe real gode.
>
> >>>
>
> >>
>
> >
>
>
>

Wtf did you pic this up? Lmao, this is some crazy shit. Some of the warnings were actually hilarious tho, i think it'll cause ppl to buy alcahol more just to see the warning label lol.

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yeah i know.........wish they really came like that
stop all my stupid alcohol mistakes lmao

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