Seriously... I been to 2 this week...

The first one was a big group one and they rambled on for over 2 hours about random shit I wasnt interested in then made us do a bunch of gay shit like interviewing eachother and introducing other people to the group... Wtf.....

The second one I just went to was slightly better cause the chick who was interviewing me was hot so I was able to put the charm on and jus roll through the shit easy..

But fuck they ask gay otherwise rhetorical questions expecting good answers... Do they expect people NOT to talk a load of crap in these things?

If I was interviewing someone for a job, I would take em accross the road to the pub and chill with em for a bit over beers and check their personalitys and atleast ask questions that are relevant and dont give people a chance to talk a complete load of horse shit...

The second one is the job that I actually want though... Its working at a servo which is real close to my house... Bit of extra pocket money cash so I can buy a soundcard and record this demo........

But yeah... Anyone else here hate job interviews?
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yeah, job interviews suck... they take away from your RV time.........

Yeah, I went to one to work at this cheese factory. They asked me to puff a cheese joint. I was like, "YO, YOU PUFF THAT SHIT, SON!" Then, they were like "YOU HIT IT FIRST!" So, I was like, whatever. Hit it.. then I got fired.

Quit lying man..

Everyone knows that was the gay bar and it was a guy who wrapped his cock in paper and said PUFF THAT SHIT YO..

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Lmao. Nah, Hopesfall is the one that's puffed a ballsack or two in his day. I prefer to puff up the "Tit Js" as we call them on the streets.

omfg, whatever, when was your last girlfriend?

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So anyway... If i get this job...

I'm totally gonna fuck my boss...

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Go for it. But yo, what's a servo? I'm sorry I'm not up to date on all of these corporate terms.

A gas station..

We call em service stations over here *shrugs*

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Yeah I had 3 interviews in 1 week for Best Buy.....then they didnt hire me. I think its cause im brown. lol.

I think it's because your name is Gregory.

I didn't even have to do job interview...

I just got the job *shrug*

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That's probably because you let the boss bang you.

I hate those fucking group interviews........just from those i know what it must feel like to go to those AA meetings n shit................

........."hi everybody my name is [YOUR NAME HERE]"

(other interviewees): Hello [YOUR NAME HERE]

*round of applause*