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01-08-06, 04:27 PM
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Dope Like Whoa
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Rate This Stupidity...
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Rate this story on the idiot-o-meter
Ok...so my backdoor was jammed...noone in my house could open it, so my mom comes to me and is like "Can you open the backdoor?" and I'm like "...Of course I can." So I follow her to the other room, where my brother and father are in there fucking around with the door...So now its the whole family in there. So I'm like..."Everybody, STAND BACK!!!" and they all clear a path. So I then back away about 10 feet from the door, and begin to run full speed, head-first towards the jammed door. My head then collides with the door, but I forgot to turn the door knob. So then, I run full speed into the door, fall backwards on my ass, get up, and start laughing my ass off. Everyone was looking at me like "....Fucking idiot..." So as I speak, the complete left side of my face is tattered and bloody. I just thought that I would share.
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01-08-06, 04:31 PM
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Whys That?
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umm, you done this?
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01-08-06, 04:32 PM
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Peace, Love, Unity
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10/10.
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01-08-06, 04:49 PM
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Classic
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^^^i agree.........
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01-08-06, 05:00 PM
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Dope Like Whoa
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Stupidest shit I've done since having sex with a pile of snow...
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01-08-06, 05:23 PM
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in your system
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having sex with a pile of snow sounds dumber...because you were trying to get the door open...
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01-08-06, 05:31 PM
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GG Haterz
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10/10
Congrats...
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01-08-06, 06:01 PM
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Dope Like Whoa
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Your sig is pretty owning.
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01-08-06, 06:27 PM
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Dope Like Whoa
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ricka ricka raow
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01-08-06, 07:11 PM
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Non-Convicted Rapist
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even if u WERE trying to open the door, why wouldnt u use ur shoulder instead of ur head?
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01-08-06, 07:27 PM
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Dope Like Whoa
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Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
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01-08-06, 08:28 PM
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Straight Savage.
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you cant even rate this shit
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01-08-06, 08:35 PM
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Jack The Ripper
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one time I was at this crazy party, I was playing underwear flash tag with these chicks, (if you get tagged, you have to flash everyone) so anyways, some bitch tries to tag me, I dodge that shit and i'm running away from her looking back over my shoulder and I yell sucker! hahahaha! and just as I turn around, I run face first into the wall, ya.
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