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Old 03-20-06, 04:07 AM   #1
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joke my mate sent via e-mail
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WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "Shit."
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furthermore, june 3rd is the only good day to be born

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Old 03-20-06, 08:19 AM   #2
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hhahahahhahaa nice .
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Old 03-20-06, 09:27 AM   #3
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lmfao.... word
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Old 03-20-06, 09:30 AM   #4
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LOL..

MAN, I Hate females....they are so fuckin hard to pleaze..

nice joke tho M.D..
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Old 03-20-06, 09:57 AM   #5
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hahaahahaa oh shit! definetly a GREAT one, lmao
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Old 03-20-06, 11:27 AM   #6
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ye i thought it was good too...it's why i'm sharing it
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furthermore, june 3rd is the only good day to be born

^ Amen Brother ^

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i'm still tryin to figure out how bein born in another country makes somebody fake.

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Old 03-20-06, 12:08 PM   #7
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lol....OWNED..........
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Old 03-20-06, 03:55 PM   #8
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Haha, women are so sly.
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Old 03-20-06, 03:57 PM   #9
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lol .
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Old 03-20-06, 05:13 PM   #10
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Thats a good joke even my dad agrees
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Old 03-20-06, 07:19 PM   #11
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Lmao. Word.
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Old 03-20-06, 07:21 PM   #12
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*dies* thats classic
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Old 03-20-06, 07:40 PM   #13
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*chokes on food then dies* that was killer
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