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Old 03-22-06, 08:06 AM   #1
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Fuck. They are probably my least favorite pest. I seriously have the worst shit with cockroaches, they are fucking cunts.

I hate it when I walk into a room at night, turn on the light and theres like a cockroach just standing there waving its shit feelers like "oh, look at me. Hey fuckin idiot, im the dominator of you, so fuck outta my room im the king." And that is the worst. You know this moment could determine your wellbeing for the next few days, and how you sleep. You know you're in for a long night if you dont end up killing him. It's all on.

And the shit thing is I consider cockroaches on the same level as me. Like, he is a formidable opponent and I could win or he could win, it just depends on how well I fight.

Cockroaches seriously make me insane. Especially when they fly, cos theyre so fuckin heavy, it scares the shit out of me. Theyre on the wall, then wam bang theres a heavy sewerage cockroach right in your face. And then when you touch them at all they move from slight movement and constant stopping mode to fuckin insane running around berserk mode. It gives me the shits. 1 second and theres a cockroach in your small bed crack and you cant get him out, you try going to sleep. Its impossible, I usually end up staying all night. Cos you know as soon as you fall asleep hes crawling in your mouth and shit.

I've even stepped on cockroaches with no shoes or socks, just to kill in cos it was going crazy. They just suck so much. And fuck they pop up wherever its the worst time possible.

They dont even kill pests. Spiders kill flys, so shit theyre alright. But cockroaches just dont kill anything, I cant event remember how they live. And if they die they bring a shitload of ants.

... FUCK
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Old 03-22-06, 08:12 AM   #2
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If you ever grew up in poverty, or anywhere near it, then you are familiar with roaches. The thing is, just living in a poor area doesn't necessarily mean you have to have roaches. If people would be clean and tidy, then roaches would be at a minimum. They need things to eat and places to hide. If you keep your living quarters spic and span, roaches have no where to nest.


And, yea, they are DISGUSTING.
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Old 03-22-06, 08:56 AM   #3
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you have cockroaches? clean ur fucking house, dirty ass
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Old 03-22-06, 08:59 AM   #4
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Hey, my place is clean. But I live in an old building with an old carpet/wood floor and old walls and an old cramped kitchen.

I challenge you to live here and not have roaches.
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Old 03-22-06, 10:19 AM   #5
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Hey, my place is clean. But I live in an old building with an old carpet/wood floor and old walls and an old cramped kitchen.

I challenge you to live here and not have roaches.



I know what you mean. I lived in an apartment one time that had a roach problem. I'm a neat freak so I knew they weren't coming from me. The sloppy slobs I had for neighbors were the culprits.
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Old 03-22-06, 11:09 AM   #6
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ROFL OMB HAHAH damn fam u crack me up rofl hahaha.. u with ur anger stuff haha
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Old 03-22-06, 11:29 AM   #7
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Fuck. They are probably my least favorite pest. I seriously have the worst shit with cockroaches, they are fucking cunts.

I hate it when I walk into a room at night, turn on the light and theres like a cockroach just standing there waving its shit feelers like "oh, look at me. Hey fuckin idiot, im the dominator of you, so fuck outta my room im the king." And that is the worst. You know this moment could determine your wellbeing for the next few days, and how you sleep. You know you're in for a long night if you dont end up killing him. It's all on.

And the shit thing is I consider cockroaches on the same level as me. Like, he is a formidable opponent and I could win or he could win, it just depends on how well I fight.

Cockroaches seriously make me insane. Especially when they fly, cos theyre so fuckin heavy, it scares the shit out of me. Theyre on the wall, then wam bang theres a heavy sewerage cockroach right in your face. And then when you touch them at all they move from slight movement and constant stopping mode to fuckin insane running around berserk mode. It gives me the shits. 1 second and theres a cockroach in your small bed crack and you cant get him out, you try going to sleep. Its impossible, I usually end up staying all night. Cos you know as soon as you fall asleep hes crawling in your mouth and shit.

I've even stepped on cockroaches with no shoes or socks, just to kill in cos it was going crazy. They just suck so much. And fuck they pop up wherever its the worst time possible.

They dont even kill pests. Spiders kill flys, so shit theyre alright. But cockroaches just dont kill anything, I cant event remember how they live. And if they die they bring a shitload of ants.

... FUCK




call a fucking exterminator ......or at least clean ur house
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Old 03-22-06, 11:37 AM   #8
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Man...take a picture of your living quarters Ter...Don't clean up first. I bet what you call clean is dirty as all outdoors.



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Old 03-22-06, 01:21 PM   #9
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i figga deal u tho, i had that problem when i lived in an apartment
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Old 03-22-06, 01:39 PM   #11
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lmao. The image of you and this cockroach circling while crazy kung fu music plays, then u lift ur leg up in a kung fu pose then u and the cockroach go at each other, had me cracking up.
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Old 03-22-06, 01:45 PM   #12
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ROFL hahahahahaaha ^
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Old 03-22-06, 02:49 PM   #13
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...i hate to tell u this,but they say for every cockrach u see,there's a hundred more hiding in the walls n shit....so dont think that if u kill the one u spotted,u are safe....
exterminators...they can only do so much...cuz there will always be a few roaches that are immune to whatever spray/traps...etc. the exterminators have....they call those super roaches....n the super roaches breed more super roaches,which are already born immune to that last chemical that was used to kill the other roaches....
and...being clean can only get u so far...especially if u are in an apartment building,if u have one nasty neighbour,or the garbage shoot isnt clean,or even if they are it doesnt matter they are in the pipes the walls n everything...n there are many different kinds,some live in furniture and u move with them when u move,some live in kitchens/bathrooms only...some live inside electronics cuz they like the warmth..notice some are brownish some are black some fly,but they are all disgusting...i saw a documentary on them,n even the sight of one gets my skin crawling..btw,they carry the most germs too....so if u are infested,and u are in a building,good luck buddy i'd move if i were u....
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Old 03-25-06, 09:44 PM   #14
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...i hate to tell u this,but they say for every cockrach u see,there's a hundred more hiding in the walls n shit....so dont think that if u kill the one u spotted,u are safe....
exterminators...they can only do so much...cuz there will always be a few roaches that are immune to whatever spray/traps...etc. the exterminators have....they call those super roaches....n the super roaches breed more super roaches,which are already born immune to that last chemical that was used to kill the other roaches....
and...being clean can only get u so far...especially if u are in an apartment building,if u have one nasty neighbour,or the garbage shoot isnt clean,or even if they are it doesnt matter they are in the pipes the walls n everything...n there are many different kinds,some live in furniture and u move with them when u move,some live in kitchens/bathrooms only...some live inside electronics cuz they like the warmth..notice some are brownish some are black some fly,but they are all disgusting...i saw a documentary on them,n even the sight of one gets my skin crawling..btw,they carry the most germs too....so if u are infested,and u are in a building,good luck buddy i'd move if i were u....


^^^its the truth....word.

roaches are the nastiest muthafuckin' shit. i cant be anywhere around 'em whatsoever without gagging violently, then running away while screaming like a little scary ass broad. just thinking about 'em makes me sick.

*s.v. gets the chills...........then pukes all over his new outfit. he then passes out in the massive puddle..*


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Old 03-25-06, 10:06 PM   #15
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^^^its the truth....word.

roaches are the nastiest muthafuckin' shit. i cant be anywhere around 'em whatsoever without gagging violently, then running away while screaming like a little scary ass broad. just thinking about 'em makes me sick.

*s.v. gets the chills...........then pukes all over his new outfit. he then passes out in the massive puddle..*


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word sv i'd do that same shit.
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