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Old 03-30-06, 09:27 PM   #1
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I'm thinkin about pimpin Hoes.

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Yeah, so I know I'll have to work the streets in my cadillac with a pair of deer antlers on the front, wear a hat with two pink feathers arranged lopsidedly, have a diamond-studded cane(do they sell those on amazon?) and a technicolor trenchcoat made of goat fur. What's the best way to keep your pimp hand strong, anyway? Milk and meat?
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Old 03-30-06, 09:29 PM   #2
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fo sho then sell em on ebay.
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Old 03-30-06, 09:32 PM   #3
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Sell my e-hoes on ebay? Hell yeah man...I'll get my cyber-pimping career started! Paypal accounts, transfers, cyber, it'll be awesome. I see this to be a very profitable career choice myself.
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Old 03-30-06, 09:33 PM   #4
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Santa Clause and I are gonna be close amigos...I'll leave him MILK AND MEAT so he can keep his pimp hand strong.
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Old 03-30-06, 09:46 PM   #5
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shit man u gotta randomly come up to some pimp and pull out ur dick and be like "dis is my dick", then slap him in the face and be like "dis is my hand" the grap one of ur girls and show him her tits and say "this is my hoe bitch!" that should work and if it dont work show him ur penis he will leave...........
trust me it worked when i did it
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Old 03-30-06, 09:51 PM   #6
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More like, you pulled out your mom's dick, then slapped him in the face with it and said 'that is her third hand' and then grab your sister's tits and say 'my name is Lucifer'. That should work. Show him your face and he will eat it.
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Old 03-30-06, 09:52 PM   #7
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More like, you pulled out your mom's dick, then slapped him in the face with it and said 'that is her third hand' and then grab your sister's tits and say 'my name is Lucifer'. That should work. Show him your face and he will eat it.


wtf r u posedsed by the devil???????
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Old 03-30-06, 09:54 PM   #8
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gjsaghsjkghjkshgjkhsZagangavemetheknowledgeIwasonc eafoolhecommandsthirtyhordesofspirits,zaganhetortu redusbackinthedarkestcornersZaganmademesee. dsgfdsgkljdsgkljdsgkljsl
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Old 03-30-06, 10:01 PM   #9
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gjsaghsjkghjkshgjkhsZagangavemetheknowledgeIwasonc eafoolhecommandsthirtyhordesofspirits,zaganhetortu redusbackinthedarkestcornersZaganmademesee. dsgfdsgkljdsgkljdsgkljsl


shit either im still high or there is a secret message in that thing
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Old 03-30-06, 09:57 PM   #10
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Fuck, I just vomited all over my keyboard...fucking need to wipe all this ocher off anyway, Beezlebub.
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Old 03-30-06, 10:02 PM   #11
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Asmoday, did you call the man who made the man who did the man? Have fun in the concentric circles, Mr. Hell.
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Old 03-30-06, 10:04 PM   #12
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Asmoday, did you call the man who made the man who did the man? Have fun in the concentric circles, Mr. Hell.


fuck man ur trippier than pissing in a corner in a circle room
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Old 03-30-06, 10:06 PM   #13
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Andrealphus, could you teach me the ways you twist the shapes? Yes yes, with your thirty infernals, I salute you.
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Old 03-30-06, 10:09 PM   #14
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Andrealphus, could you teach me the ways you twist the shapes? Yes yes, with your thirty infernals, I salute you.

dude ur scaring me *runs away crying*
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Old 03-30-06, 10:10 PM   #15
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I keep my pimp hand strong by doing lots of streches for my wrist. Then I lift 100 lb barbells with my mind.
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