I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.


Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it.

Men, repost this because you have balls


YES, I posted this on Myspace yesterday, I don't care.

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Owned. But then again, I recently told you a story in which I got owned too.

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^I posted it on myspace like last month son.


lol but umm that is illy shit lmao

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Damn SPuL, you be hatin.

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sorry yo. Life be hating on me, so I had to dish it back out, ya feel me?

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lmao shit she deserved it but lol at u not getting any that sucks

hahahaha... fuckin exactly.

Word to that shit.

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haha thats ownership on a new level **GOES REPOST**

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i hate when bitches do that they get you hard as cement they they like naw
but my current girl right now has never done that shit loves to give me the poonany

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well...in relationships female need to feel like they are loved no matter what and cared about no matter what.so if u lay in the bed holding her and just talking to her and caressing her gently it will make her feel nice. but if everytime u hop into bed with her and try to fuck her it will make her feel like your just in the relationship for pussy. Females always play this game...i know..because obviously i am one if u didnt realize that(sarcasm..cease the lame jokes kiddos)

so. pretty much..she's doing it to test you..i dont understand why males have a problem with that. i broke up with dude recently for it. i like sex when i like it. not when someone else wants me to. sooo....i made my boyfriend go 3 months with out it. ::shrugs:: he was too pussy to handle it. so i had to let em go..he was actually going nutts in duration of those three months. But hey fuck it i can care less.
copped me a new one...and i only have sex with him about once a month which is great. i'd rather be cuddled and fondled with in the nipple area . rather than have intercourse.

oh..might i add that was a very hilarious thing you did. gotta share this with others.

^^^^^^^^ woman r so funny....................

Wait, when my girlfriend dosen't give me what? poonany? uuhhhhhh..... I can't really think of a time that's ever happened. Allow me to qoute....

"Juggernaut: Are you an ass....do you not know who the hell I am....I'm the Juggernaut BITCH!!"

cmon son. you're already set up for failure if you're ASKIN your girl for some lovin son. You just gotta learn how you communicate with them and get on the same wavelength. they give you the signs, you just gotta learn how to read them. wanna know the secret? stop thinking how YOU think and start thinking how THEY think. Step out of your frame of mind. for you english students..."empathy"!

once you can listen to that...they will definitely be glad to listen to you.


Apexx!

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Wait, I hope you guys noticed that it's a forwarded bulletin/message on myspace. Since when can my broke ass even PRETEND to be buying a girl some shit? lolz

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