If microwaves and conventional ovens came with approximation buttons. Like you know how for the frozen pizza it'll say something like "16-18 minutes", there should just be a button labelled "16-18 minutes" or some shit like that.

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no dying makes life easier

lmao word .................................................. ........

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maybe learning that all microwaves aren't equally as powerful therefore instructions aren't going to be exact would make life easier.

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Actually, it would ultimately be easier if all microwaves were equally as powerful.

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^^lol nah man, that'd make an industry collapse, don't you see how? Lets say all microwaves now have to be the same single power level, you eliminate everyone in a market that can't afford what ever htat standard is, who would go for a cheaper/smaller microwave regardless. AAANNDdddddd.. all the companies would be FUCKEd on their pricepoints because they're all making one standard product, so who ever's price is highest, LOSES!!


lol, sorry man, I'm just a business junkie. But regardless, in todays world, anything that affects you, guaranteed it's always about the money and somebody's ALWAYS benefiting off of you hurtin. You just gotta see who.

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Sucks for them. Good thing I only need one microwave though.

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microwaves are too futuristic for me

^^something like radiation. they make particles move so fast that they generate heat (a conventional oven radiates heat). those particles are still moving while you eat em which does a real number inside of your body in the form of EMI which can give you cancer just like high power lines, cellphones, and shit of that nature.

"Microwaves" are the same type of waves (radiowaves) used to smash atoms, which makes something radioactive in the first place, or so Einstein discovered building the atomic bomb.

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werd but if microwaves can give cancer then how the fuck do we eat our food without gettin cancer???

how do you know you're not gettin cancer?

people die from cancer daily. it's the #1 rising cause of death for people in ALL age groups.


cancer is the easiest illness to get since so many things can give it to you by simply hitting one of your cells so hard that they never turn off, kinda like a tumor. UV rays give it to you, as does Asbestos, all sorts of dusts, any kind of smoke, consuming certain chemicals, side effects in medicines, Electro-Magnetic-Interferiance (which passes through your body billions of times per second anywhere in the world) and so on.

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STOP your scaring me

i dont even own a microwave

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Im A Throwback

Ya, it's a weird thought that you are eating cancer isn't it?

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lmao yea and its weirder yet that u can actually get rid of cancer with radiation (the same thing that started it)