so today in history class, we were presenting our projects on christmas in other coutrys n shit. ... i have no idea what country my group did, lol, anyway, tha group wuz infront of tha class doing christmas in Venezuela, n rofl, tha girl sounded so nervouse infront of us all, then she's just like "ummm, nope... im not doing this" then she just folded her paper in half n stood there n it wuz an akward silence, lmao, then her partner passed out tha food that they made, it wuz sum bread shit wif ham n shit, it wuz aight. it wuz sum shit they eat in Venezuela at christmas. so this girl puts sum in he rmouth, n i guess she didnt like it n she starts gagging. so im like "oh, thats not tha only Venezuelan thang u can put in yo mouth n start gaggin on " lmao, then tha girl from Thiland that i sit beside, Surrenya, wuz like "did ur father etach u spanish?" i just looked at her like "no... he just taught me sexual positions." she had this confused look on her face, not realizing that i wuz just fuckin around, lol, so she's like "really?" im like "... yeah. it's hiz job. if u dont believe me ask her" n i pointed to tha girl beside her. so she wuz like "duz hiz dad teach sex positions?", i didnt think that that girl would go along wif it, but she wuz like "yeah. he helps hanicapped ppl have sex" lmfao, so i start goin on all about how my dad help ppl fuck if they dont have legs or arms n shit, i told her that my dad will like, hold cripples on top of theyre gf n move them around to make them fuck, hahaha. so then she's like "well what duz yo mother do?" im like "well, she wuz a nurse.", she's like "wuz a nurse? so she's not anymo?" im like "well, when i wuz 2 she died in a car crash." she wuz like "omg, i feel so bad" im like "pfft, its not like i knew her or nuthin, i wuz 2." so then iw uz tryin not to laugh, so i looked away from her n looked at my friend Saied, but then i heard her sniffiling, n i looked n she wuz there crying, LMAO, i wu zlike "o shit, i wuz just fuckin wif u, my moms not rally dead, i wuzznt bein serious" then she got up n ran out tha door n to tha bathroom, lmmfao, i justs at there lmmfao so hard, i couldnt even talk. then i told ppl what happened n we were all laughin. then she came back n she thought it wuz funny, lol, i felt kinda bad tho, but still, lmmfao, werd

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R.I.P. EAZY-E

not that funny dude sorry.

maybe it was more of a moment you being their.

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em ur mother is a crack whore kims a known slut so whats halie goin to be when she grews up?

lmfao, col-b is dopeness...

...you should get you own forum on here and just type in one random part of your everyday life, daily.

haha she prolly cried cuz her mom is dead or somethin...you PRICK!

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ROFL ur father helps kripples have sex LMFAO!! nice one

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