For "harassing a stripper" ... lmao

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The.... "Guys"
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V/ BAN THA Q FOR PISSING OFF MY EMOTIONS

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I say ban you having emotions...silly girl!





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lmfao @ Q, dope




I know exactly how that night played out


Omb: HEY BITCH! COME HERE AND SHAKE DAT ASS FOR ALL THIS MONEY... YEAH BITCH, MOVE THAT THONG A BIT TO THE SIDE OH YEAH YOU A NASTY BITCH AINT YA COME CLOSER AND SIT ON ALL THIS MONEY'S LAP

*whispers in ear* I have 300 dollars for you right now if you come back to my truck...

Stripper:I'm not that kinda girl

OMB: No... personalities are an illusion, you can be that type of girl if you choose to be. soo yea... choose to be....bitch

stripper: I'm calling the manager! DAVE!

OMB: DONT YOU TURN AWAY FROM ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU BITCH IMA FUCKIN MAN

stripper: GET OFF OF ME

OMB: MIGHT AS WELL COP A FEEL HAHAHA! *grabs vagina*

stripper: *mases omb* *bouncers takes him out of club

OMB: I'll be back bitch and u gon shake dat ass some more! hahahhaahhhaaha... oh no.... my heart

etc

hahahahahaha, this is the funniest shit i've read on here in a while.

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lmfao @ indeph's post

lol... I WISH it was like indeph's post.

It was actually like:

(keep in mind I was pretty drunk and a little bit stoned -_-)

Me: *walks in with some other dudes as well, sits down*

Then after a while some woman came to us and said "It costs $10 for 5 points" or some shit. and we were like yeah whatever.

Then after like a while longer one of the strippers came to us

Stripper: So are you guys going to pay or what?

Me: I need my $10 for something else.

Stripper: Come on... Its $10 dollars...

Me: I can't waste it here.

Stripper: So you just came here for a free perv? Sorry, but it doesn't work like that. You have to leave.

Me: If it costs 10 dollars to be in here they should have charged us at the door.

Stripper: *walks away mumbling* fucking tightasses..

Me: Hang on a second.

Stripper: What?

Me: So what, if I pay 10 dollars im not a pervert or a tightass? Just because I don't want to pay doesn't mean shit. Howbout this, I'll give you 20 dollars to put your clothes back on and regain some dignity. Its impossible for me to take you seriously.

Stripper: If you want to see that come back at the end of the night... but im working now.

Me: oh youre working now, does forcing people to pay you to take off your clothes count as work? I worked for my money too and i didnt have to make a fucking fool of myself to do it.

She seemed to get upset when i said this.. She had teary eyes a bit

Stripper: Fuck you, im gonna get the bouncer... you think I wanted to work in a place like this? its not exactly every little girls dream to be a fucking stripper. Im doing this because I have to and dickheads like you don't make the job any easier

Then she went over and talked to some bouncer dude and he came over and told us to get out or he would have to make us get out.

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LMAO you owned her baddddd!!

We need more guys like you in strip clubs.

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lol, yeah i liked Indeph's version better...
you don't go to the strip club without some money fool.

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I didn't even choose to go there, that's just where we were going. So fuck paying $10 to see some second rate girl with no clothes on, which I already saw as soon as I walked in there.

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the fuck @ being kicked out of a strip club for tellin' the truth.

women and they double standards yo.

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rofl THat was actually extremly fucked up Of course she feels bad about working there, she wants money and shit. It's not like shes doing that shit for free, shes embarrassed obviously. More coldhearted evil deeds from omb

lmao, he's got a point... if he already saw her naked, what is he tipping her for? put clothes back on and take them off again? if i wanted to see the same naked body repeatedly, i'd be at home with my fiance instead of at a strip club!!! wow @ my girl being in the room... *dog house*

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