Some "girl" IM'd me asking who I was. And I said her first or w/e cause I'm paranoid. I asked her if she's from rv and she says where's rv. -_- I asked for her name and she says some name diane and I don't know anyone named that. She then asks my age and I say 17 and she says omg I'm old enough to be your grandmother. And I say how old and she says "as old as your grandmother" and I say "my grandmother is 19 how old are u" and she says "60" and I just died laughing. I was intrigued on how the hell some 60 year old has me on her buddylist. So then I said maybe your son or grandson knows me and she says "my sons don't live with me" and I'm just like k. And then I asked if she's ever lied about her age for fun or whatever and she says no. And then I asked "is your husband secretly gay" and she says "I'm not married". Then I thought maybe she's one of my moms friends or something and my mom got on my name, and I asked her what race she is, she said "I'm white" and I said "you're in so much trouble I'm black". And she said "oh dear". And I asked where she lived and she says ohio. -_- I dont know anyone from ohio. After being that confused she just said "well see ya later", and i said bye, I'm mad confused. I think I should IM her back and be like "Hey! Wanna have sex " or something. Not sure though.

You should tell her that you're a serial killer and are coming up to her pretty Ohio house for a visit

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But that's not sexy.

Then tell her you're delivering pizzas and wanna make her house the first stop.

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LMMAO @ the wonderful world of the Internet....

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Full Metal Bronsky Dropin 1st Quarter 08'