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Old 01-25-08, 10:52 PM   #1
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So a black guy, a hispanic guy, and Tha Q's in a bar right?

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the black guy says, gimme a pole on the rocks.
the hispanic guy, not knowing english, proceeds to raise his hand in a gesture that is the same as the previous order.


while the bartender says, what the fuck is a pole on the rocks?
Tha Q, quick to reply, says a hard cock and balls.

The black guy and hispanic guy turn towards him, the black guy stunned, the hispanic un-sure what to feel, until he feels Tha Q's hand going up his leg. After about 3 seconds the hispanic understood the intentions but Tha Q mentioned Police. It became clear it was either sex, or jail. The hispanic followed Tha Q to the restroom.

Upon returning, the black guy left and the bartender, being witness, said what did you do to that man?

Tha Q's Response: "Well I didn't set him straight, that's for sure!"

The hispanic man quickly leaves, upset with himself, and the bartender says, "You have serious social issues"

in which Tha Q counters with "At least I can rap better. This IS a rap bar, right?"

The bartender boldly replies: "why yes, yes it is. But the stage is over there. This is the bar."
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Old 01-25-08, 10:53 PM   #2
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Old 01-26-08, 12:35 AM   #3
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umm in a way this seems like a racial/gay joke.
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Old 01-25-08, 11:27 PM   #4
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lol it was funny. But i would have been abit angry if it was about me. lol
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Old 01-26-08, 05:41 AM   #5
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lol it was funny. But i would have been abit angry if it was about me. lol



Well, he can't rap...like most of the people on this waste of a site...

So, he resorts to antics like racial/orientation jokes...

Which...is pretty pathetic.


My advice for him and this site is to fall off the globe.


Ain't shit goin on here.



Never was...


Never will be...



Cuz, when talent like myself decides not to take it seriously, it's shit thereafter.



Tah tah




"Leave us alone"

^^what a loser response.





I won't be seeing you at the top 2V...so, I can't even say that


Just


DIE











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Old 01-26-08, 07:51 AM   #6
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....^ damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

lmao
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Old 01-26-08, 11:56 AM   #7
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wow young kidd. You must be one of those kids who, when they see a childish bitch rant about her boyfriend sucking some other girl's pussy and try to make a point, you go "danmnnmmnnm mn mn mnm n11 ! 1 !" !" and almost fall out of your fucking chair because you think it's the hardest thing you've witnessed in your life.

I didn't even bother to respond to Tha Q's boring retort, and I won't ever, until he man's the fuck up and posts something decent for my eyes to behold.
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Old 01-26-08, 12:32 PM   #8
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I didn't even bother to respond to Tha Q's boring retort, and I won't ever, until he man's the fuck up and posts something decent for my eyes to behold.


we should say the same for you. your the most immature out of anyone on this site, and probably any other site for real. and you never post about anything above a 2nd grade level, pretty pathetic.
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Old 01-26-08, 02:09 PM   #9
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wow young kidd. You must be one of those kids who, when they see a childish bitch rant about her boyfriend sucking some other girl's pussy and try to make a point, you go "danmnnmmnnm mn mn mnm n11 ! 1 !" !" and almost fall out of your fucking chair because you think it's the hardest thing you've witnessed in your life.



ha.
don't presume that you know me because i found what he said funny. shit was pretty funny.

your attackin his orientation and being a little immatrue prick because you have nothing better to do in you life but sit on a rap forum.
get the fuck outta here.

your a fucking nerd. a net banger. prolly one of those kids who hide in the shadows just refreshing the site waiting for something to reply to.

smfh. get off me because i thought dude said something funny. i still think its funny to.
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Old 01-26-08, 12:18 PM   #10
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hahahahahahahahahhahaha, 2v you have the best fucking quote in your sig....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Old 01-26-08, 12:34 PM   #11
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I can easily prove that wrong though. Just as easily as I can prove it true, Judi. Daughter of George Jetson.
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Old 01-26-08, 05:12 PM   #12
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lol it figures you're a retard and think I'm talking about you laughing.


I'm talking about the "damnnnnnnnnnnn" you little pussy.

learn to evaluate things a little better.

Oh, and since you know what I'm talking about now, feel-free to re-word what you just fucking said to me to actually suit the situation.
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Old 01-26-08, 08:45 PM   #13
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nah. i stand by what i said.
the damnnnnnnnnnnnnn was my way of laughing at it.

im the retard here? both are encompassed in what i said.
you dipshit.

oh and since you still dont know what im talkin about. feel free to look like a complete idiot. Job well done sir, job well done.

fuck outta here.
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Old 01-26-08, 08:50 PM   #14
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There's this blockade inbetween you and I.

You see it ?

Yeah, that's your blindness.
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Old 01-26-08, 09:35 PM   #15
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yup.
blind as a fuckin bat son.

that's why i dont feel like arguin wit a petty idiot like you.
im done. im withdrawing. you win.

now will you please go bother some other nerds and talk about D&D or something and leave us the fuck alone?
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