Alright here is the single most hilarious rap ever (I was going to say rhyme but it doesn't even rhyme).

Submitted: January 12, 2003
By:
BRough

R lo someone had to tell you this
your rap is shit
Stop choking on dick
and make some sense with it
All you do is rap is about jews, midgets, and hobos
like your something more than the average homo
You should throw in your rhymes and give it up
hide in a corner cause your lines suck
Dig a hole and bury your head
Out cast yourself; become friends with madman
Maybe pick it up in a few years
when your over being queer.
Whats that r lo? Not goin to college
Working at hotdog on a stick until you're a father.
We all know how you got the job
Sucked a few dicks and gave a few handjobs
Jumping up and down while juicing things
Handing out hotdogs to little kids
All this and more for a few hours of work
What a deal for a mixed mut
Oversized people that food seems to call
How could you resist, such a perfect job.
And then there was also you know who
I'll leave nameless for now cause i know your face is turning blue
R lo your one sick fuck
You should give it up and shut the fuck up
Go share a corner with madman
Live in shame
Some day you'll be cool
But it isn't today
All I can say is don't mess
Cause da masta of rhymes will fuck you up.

To understand what's goin on you'd have to be in our group but it's funny shit nonetheless.

Yo there's more where that came from on this kids site, their are even a few by me if you wanna check out my pre-RB shit

www.geocities.com/tizightrhymes

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Yo also come vote on my battle against Caspah on the front lines here's a link
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=39323

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you sure you did'nt do it yourslef..hmm, you sure...defiently sure!

lol...only kiddin', wack shit

it does rhyme

Jumping up and down while juicing things
Handing out hotdogs to little kids
All this and more for a few hours of work
What a deal for a mixed mut
Oversized people that food seems to call
How could you resist, such a perfect job.
And then there was also you know who
I'll leave nameless for now cause i know your face is turning blue
R lo your one sick fuck
You should give it up and shut the fuck up
Go share a corner with madman
Live in shame
Some day you'll be cool
But it isn't today
All I can say is don't mess
Cause da masta of rhymes will fuck you up.

Things& Kids, Work & mut, Call & Job
How does any of this shit rhyme, and then he calls himself "Da Masta of Rhymes"

Catch my drift

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Uppin' for hilarity

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so, ur freind gave you this shit, and ur clownin ur freind, how u clown ur freind man, god, ima go check ur shit out right now

all of that shiot on ur site is wack, u talkin wiggaz, man u white shut the fuck up, all those "ryhmes" r waCK

Fuck man calm down, we ain't serious with our shit, we just havin' fun, man you need to chill

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