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Old 05-03-03, 02:10 PM   #1
Emerg-Emcee
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Talking Ima Fatass.. (Peep)

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lol... i aint really a fatass.. waz gon' be a humerous collab, but then i juss posted it solo.. peep..

Hello, Ima fatass, I weigh much over four hundred pounds..
I face many problems, lyke I can’t stand up once I sit down..
I sit on tha couch, Fill my mouth with any food that sits around..
And not mentioning, Theres an earthquake if I ever hit tha ground..
I can never find a date, for some reason no girls find me attractive..
Maybe cuz my stomach sticks out so far, I cant stick my dick in their asses..
No household appliances for me, I cant even take a sit on tha toilet..
Last time I tried when I waz seven, and you guessed it, I BROKE IT..
Whats it lyke to be slim?? I wouldn’t know, all my lyfe I’ve been fat..
I can only eat myself, I can’t reach so I have to have my mom wipe my ass..
At School I’ve been told ima fag.. And from my parents I’ve been told ima drag..
Why do they say such things? Iz it cuz when I eat chips I don’t bother to open tha bag?
I love all kinds of food, Except for healthy shit lyfe fruits and vegetables..
Getting me to eat that, iz tha possibility of a women bein able to find my testicles..
I lyke fast food.. I have to ride tha bus cuz if I run it hurts my spine..
It all pays off, cuz when it comes down to bein there, I’m always first in line..
I don’t mind name calling, whenever anyone calls me fat it doesn’t hurt..
I know I am, that’s tha reason why when I ride tha bus I’m tha only passenger..
I’m pretty famous.. If u work at a restaurant, I’m your most favorite customer..
I don’t bother weight loss programs, nothing will work.. I’ll be friendly, just cut –n- serve..
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Old 05-03-03, 02:41 PM   #2
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simple but funny man, it was aiight for me

hit mine up im gettin slept on
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Old 05-03-03, 02:56 PM   #3
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this drop was aight , , , , really really funny , , ,, keep spittin
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Old 05-03-03, 03:54 PM   #4
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funny stuff, the only problem was the italics (lol) my eyes started to hurt
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Old 05-03-03, 07:10 PM   #5
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lol thnx tru i didn't really try itz juss kinda a joke on bein a fatass considering i'm no where close to being a fatass lmfao..
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