Rules:

1- 25 line max
2- no hate or dickriding
3- 5 to win 3-0 is a K.O.
4- Explained votes count
5- Since i set up you bomb first

Good luck and do your thing!

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yo young dee u gotta check out my battle kid i'll vote on this later

checkin in, here i go

im a unleash the beast on this cat, buckle down and hear me roar
dont wanna scare him away tho...
"Remember"...his records jus "0-4"
i see u havnt been goin to church/ cuz ur record says somethin and u all outta fait(h)
ill give all these peeps watchin this weak ass battle a reason to spectate
am i really gonna busta sweat and try? Hard'Ly
Im jus sweatin to think Young Dees obsessed with Chris Farley
..and even if it was ur birthday, to my win you couldnt jive
ur ass is more whacked up then Rou Begas "Mambo #5"
you probly some straight up white cat, with his shirt tucked in and some dimples
but u jus like ur name young....small....cold, like asian nipples
i read ur bio 2 and all that bullshit u wrote
100% hustler? bitch u couldnt even hustle online for a vote
your about to feel some heat and the lyrics that im about to install
but damn ill think ill drop my head in shame cuz ur record says it all

MR. YOUNG DEE
MR. FROM THE SMALL HOOD G
MR. IMA WHITE CAT EMINEM WANNABE
..watchin porn jus to see the balls clap from Ron Jeremy

Im about to BBQ u with my secret sauce and light the grill with the charcol
dont complain, i aint cookin mexican, but i know u want some beef IN YOUR taco

bitch please.......
http://www.blonnie.com/people/uglychrisfarley1.jpg

i couldn't vote on this one, even after dee bombs. some racist shit. wack. i'll battle your ass anyday. it's the internet, not the street, bigot asswipe fuckface.

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=43644

yo roux, calm down dog, im jus doin this rap for fun. this aint even personal, i aint racist also. jus respect ppls flow and rappin in here.

yo young dee drop man =)

yo dee this one will b hard 2 beat fkn nice verse Pc good punches and flow

thanks dog, jus make sure to vote when he drops

i'm darker than the blackest night/ nothing on my whole bodies white!/
i'm a let you have a second to think about what you said/
..................so your polynesian, and reside in haw- iiii/
to me your like a midget with a mic/
standing beside a tru giant!
Pc Haiku/ someone gonna find you/ with a squeege in your bum/
and a hole in your throat/ with your tounge coming out!
Still flickering for a taste of some half asain/ other half mexican seamen/
the same shit that was leaking up outta of your moms!/
So keep it real/ Tell everyone your names tod/
I'm your real dod! (Dad)
and about your job at the side of the curb/ slurping on elephant dick for a bag of herb!/
Look at your attachment/ with half naked dudes in the background/ and a guy with a ice skate on his head for a crown/ and his arm around a bitch with a blanket around her hickied up throat!
i'm a end it here before i'm even further provoked!


Tosses a dick for Pc to choke on for being so fucking racict!

yo, let me make one thing clear. i aint racist. im rappin with hate and fire. dont be mad at me from the way i flow. me and young dee are actually kewl i think. this persoanl shit with what he said about polynesians i dont care. because he dont mean it, jus like what i say i dont mean. this is a battle guys, not a g rated script.

votes ^^^^ good match DEE no hard feelins =)

yo guys votes ^^^^, dont sleep on this

hit this and ill hit yours

VOTE = HAIKU

^^Came harder than dee..dee's didn't flow too well nd his structure wuz screwed up, IMO...

That's my dawg Pc Haiku. Represent Polynesian Connection. Yo Young Dee, good battle. But this is my dawg Haiku right herrr.
vote=Haiku

i was half asleep trying to drop something