me and u
u spit first
u know the rules

oh yeah...i forgot............................................ .................................

15-20 lines

check'n in
how do I know the rulez if we never set em up
i understand the voting procedures
but you never set lines or anything else
so im gonna set that now
10 Lines (MAX)
aight?

oh ok, i just saw that
ill gonna start writing now

how long is it gonna take dude......its been 15 mins....i give you 5 more mins.............................................. ..........................................

How you gonna challenge me, you shouldn't of bothered, this battle's all in da family, cuz I'm ya mutha fuck'n father/
And it's time for ya beating, so let me take my belt off, you a faggot pos'n as a doctor, hold'n guys balls while they cough/
this queer mutha fucka's get rid'n by guys, while he's wear'n a saddle, he should be in a mutha fuck'n bake-off, not a rap battle/
like seattle, i stay sleepless, cuz sleep is for tha weak kid, and its ya bed time. you should quit rap youd make a better street mime/
no one hears you talk kid, your my lyrical hostage and theres no negotiations, if i won this 5-0 youd still exceed everyones expectations/
Masturbation, is da only skill ya got, you "shoot'n" non-stop like Iverson's jump shot/
Oh wait i forgot, theres sumthin you should be proud of be'N,hey call you da gay sodomy prodigy, good thing for you bout that court decision/
Cuz then you'd end up in prison, oh wait thatd be alright, cuz that's the only time you drop "bars", like i do every hour on da mic/(Bars of soap for him/Lyrical Bars for me)
Fuck being polite, no more Mr. Nice guy, take my advice, b4 you get 2 black eyes/
You'll meet ya demise when I drop, get ya name changed from Killah to Killed Bebop/
You should quit Hip-hop, your whole style is slip shod, while I rock it on up to da treetop, your rhym'n worse than Kriss-Kross/
That's why ya clothes R on backwards today, I'm tell ya ta put em "straight", but i know you don't swing that way/
Your whole styles cli-che, you gay but you aint gonna be happy, once I get all of Rb at you laughing/
Cuz you got no skillz, you try'n da be hard, ya couldn't "pop" me if i was a pill/
If I was Id be advil "extra strength", youd be the kids version and even they wouldn't like ya "taste"/
You aint even break'n even, ill cats dont know ya alive, you a 3 and 4 mutha fucker, WHOOPS MY BAD 3 and 5!/

FOLLOW YA OWN ADVICE KID!

Listen,
this nigga stepping like he got rhymes you see//
but the only thing he got is a fucking STD//

Im so "cool" im making "snow look hot"//
my rhymes is coming at you hard leaving you "dead on the spot"//

"i get around" like tupac, in "california" im sending bullets out my "glac" and "splittin ya dome" like a "brain doc"//
and now ya time is ticking, just call it ya death clock//

this killahs shit cutting through you like a hot knife through butter//
or if you look at it like this, my dick in ya mother//

you cant "see me" like you was "stevie wonder"//
you mother fucker, you living in chinatown cause you like the gay chinks "down under"//

im bout to add another number to the "right hand side"//
and after that i think ill leave some "nut in ya eye//

took a dip in liquid nitrogen and still couldnt be hard//
you fuckin pitiful, im leaving you "dead in the yard"//

dont understand why you on RB, you "aint got no skill"//
and i can see you after this loss poppin "too many pills"//

when pussy nigga step up to the badass I.D.'s//
they can expect a shoe in they ass, size 11 NIKES//

FINISHER

Ima leave this nigga with a souvineir//
cause after this battle hes gonna get the fuck outta here//

SOUVINEIR
FUCK YOU


NO BEEF. honest votes please..............

sorry i got pulled away...my sister came in and i had to help her unload groceries.........

UPPINNNNNN..............................#1

its cool, no beef

LMAO while
upp'n
fo'
votes

that was some nice shit, but since im a newbie i cant vote

Check out this battle

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=68477

u laughing cause i had to get the groceries? uppin............................................. .................................................. .

naw man, sumthin else, don't worry bout it

2% i didnt get ur request to battle cause i was offline so i wasnt gettin skerd or anything like that jus make sure im online next time