This shit is entitled "tha Titties song".......


(Raz)
It goes T-I wait not 24's its 36 double D's//
seriously thats how us men like our big ole' titties//
sumn that u can grip on while u rootin dat out//
foreal titties is what 2%, Micatic, and Raz's about//

(2%)
Back in Kindergarten that was when I started learn’ my ABCD’s, not talk’n bout tha alphabet, I’m talk’n bout titties/
Watched them girls “form” like commities, back in tha 80’s in tha days of scritti polliti/
Went to da catholic school,met Mary, she had sum nice tits and I couldn’t stop staring/
I’d asked her size and I must of stumped her, she just smiled and unzipped her jumper/
Oh those golden orbs, I “handled” with care, call me steve forbes, cuz I felt like a millionare,/
5th grade, gon’ get laid, least I hoped so, grabbed tha principal’s nips quick and “tuned in tokyo”/
I got expelled, oh well it was worth it, that shit fit in my uncurled fist so perfect/
Of them Im always dreaming, I couldn’t quit, wheneva id see a boobie Id pinch, and say “feed da needy”/ Any day I’ll take T ova A, ya betta believe, fuck it im count'n titties instead of sheep/

(Raz)
It goes T-I wait not 24's its 36 double D's//
seriously thats how us men like our big ole' titties//
sumn that u can grip on while u rootin dat out//
foreal titties is what 2%, Micatic, and Raz's about//

*talkin*
mayne have u ever heard a fat ass bitch sayin "i got big titties, BITCH YA FAT IT COMES WIT!

(Raz)
check it have u every been chattin wit dis female//
on instant messenger, so thay looks ya can't tell//
first thang that bitch says is "i got big titties but i ain't fat"//
when u findout u take back all tha mackin u previously spat out//
ur flat out fat, ain't no gettin around it really no way//
ya look at her breast and thay like 2 r.o.c. Freeways//
hairy and ya can't tell where thay end and tha belly starts//
from tha clevage, ya can see tha chicken grease spots//
but on tha flip side, ya got perfect breasts, like carmen electra//
ain't no feelin when ya got two titties on each side nexta ya//
love it when ya get thay nipples real hard all pointy and shit//
a girl walks by wit tig ole bitties, i'm after her lickety split//
tryin ta split and lickety but thats another collaboration//
when i see hard nipples, and i can have em, i'mma mental pation//
relation, just spittin shit that we all know ya'll know about//
and foreal all tha men, IF YA LIKE BIG TITTIES LET ME HERE YA SHOUT!//

(Raz)
It goes T-I wait not 24's its 36 double D's//
seriously thats how us men like our big ole' titties//
sumn that u can grip on while u rootin dat out//
foreal titties is what 2%, Micatic, and Raz's about//

(Micatic)
u no when tha chick is flat..but when she turn 20 them shits be baggin//
fake fucks..its like callin tha bell tower..put a dick between n rattle them ish's start rangin//
wid them 33 E's lol...u betta get the velcrow ta be saportin them brests//
nasty hoes be catchin shots...like floor cleaners..white ish gone all over hur chest//
its bad for they backs..but good for ma shit..when hur brest be a drag on the floor//
fuck if the hoes ugly...wid big tites anythings possible..jus put a bag on tha whore//
flat hoes turn BIG...after spedin tha G's..thats why god mad platic sergury for//
open wide bitch..and ask if the bitch like ta swallow jizz//
ill make shure there real..as i knock on hur brests ta see if there hollow tits//

(Raz)
It goes T-I wait not 24's its 36 double D's//
seriously thats how us men like our big ole' titties//
sumn that u can grip on while u rootin dat out//
foreal titties is what 2%, Micatic, and Raz's about//

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OH MY GOD yall some funny ass niggas this was pure comedy
it was pretty tight though, very humorous
*thinks to himself* "a song about titties, why didn't i think of that"
yall might have to do one about asses, i am an ass man myself. nothin better than a big fat ass LMAO

holla

upp'n (like push-up bras)

LMAO
funny shit

i think u all are missing tha importance of this piece....

*looks at all of rb scratches him head*

i guess u'll never know.....Lol

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great shit guys, holy fuck that was funny,

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we tha only cats who love titties on tha site?
it might as well be gaybattles.com then

wow...LMFAO...that shit was hilarious...how bout for our next topical I show a pic of my ass and y'all rhyme about it...lol...

u got it, flaunt it......

and yes tha remix is about asses and i need some inspiration, so feel free to do it.....lol

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i guess she don't wanna show me da-dun-dun-dun's lol

oh well can we get more feedback on this song

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DATS SOME FUNNY AZZ STUFF

I Get A Boner EverTime I See Raz's Sig

*slaps a big ole restrainin warrent on 2ndtonun*

*looks around*

*yells*

dawg i'mma man, and u jackin off to my sigs, which means to me......UR FUCKIN SICK!!!

lol

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upp'n (for you, not for me)

damn homies, that shit was tight as hell, and the comedy of the charts. good shit.