Now you all gotta read this rhyme
that has nuthin' do with the life of mine//

It's about events that are actually occuring,
it might even be a little bit disturbing//
I'll let you know one thing though,
this will not be a part of my big show//
Now here it goes
hope you can keep up with tha flow//

I just heard that Bill Gates got rabies,
and he just gave Britney Spears lots a babies//
After hearing this people gave Gates a standing ovation
but they both had to have hardcore castration//

Don't go no where I'm just gettin' started
gotta make sure this topic doesn't go uncharted//

Now tha next thing I heard,
a lot of people preferred had not occured,
Kobe Byrant had not spoken word,
he fuckin' raped a raptorial bird//
If you hadn't heard that ya better not think i'm whack,
but if ya do than I'm gonna smack ya sack//

There's still one more thing I have to mention,
while being in the center of attention
dont let me lead you in tha wrong di-rection
for it might cause ya some hypertension//

But what I saw wuz,
Jessica Simpson suckin on her own nutz//
You can call me crazy or even swayze
just dont think i'm drunk and lazy//

Now im finished now what ya think,
did I make ya wanna go throw up in tha sink?//
Prolly not but hey,
it was all bullshit and play
I'm just tryin to fuckin make sumthin of my day.

HAHAHAHA.... this shit was truly illmatic...funniest stuff ive read in these forums... you should make this a full out track with some crunk beat and a hook...
I'd love to hear that...

dude i might even write a sequel if its alright....?

{Peace}

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thats cool yo, i was just messin around tho' lol thanx tho.

{Love}

gotta up this at least once...................so uppin