Ive tried to work 9 to Fives, 8 to Fours, Department Stores
It Wasnt-Me, 40 hours a Week- no Brakes
Id rather Bake an do drugs, shoot slugs giving dudes Crew Cuts
Screw Love...
Shit and be Right Back, Just to play video games an Write Rap
Huh Huh I Like That, I Might Flap and Bounce Around the Globe
Somewhere Cold ...Analyzing... Disectin Stress
in A Warmer Climate Fetching Sex
Never around a Slave Driver Flexing Toting Weapons Opening Boxes with Oxes,
Wake an Bake chasing Foxes, Living Doing aint nothing Monotonous
Its how i Do-It Son, only 1 who Knew-It Dumb form the 2 man Crew with Dunne
Spending life for what its Worth, Only those who hate is Dorks, this is for those who eat with Paper PLates an Plastic Forks getting Blasted on they Porch,
Eating Fritos, taking Gambles like Casinos,
Take it as it Comes and Deal with Shit, can you Feel It,
Im feeling it like Jay-Z Tracks, So Come an Get Mee
Them kidz talking shit they was just Wit-Mee
Getting all Hissy an Jealous, Why I aint Rebellious
Just gooder than Good Badder than Bad
I know your Life Sucks aint no Reason to be Mad, Just be Glad that ya Toe aint Tagged

ummmm.. this wasn't that easy to read. some a dad rhymes didn't make sense