Ode to my Television

O heavenly box of light
Burnt upon my mind are images of Seinfeld and ER
I have always loved you but, alas, not all have
For years you have been made fun of and spit upon
Your creation being marked as the downfall of a healthy world
But this is clearly untrue
Perfect dimensions
13 inch Zenith with a built in VCR
You are cheap and foreign
But you have never let me down
For you are mine, and I am yours
An unfaltering friendship
Boy, TV, and Remote
Where human love and spirit have failed me
You have not
We need no one else to survive
We have each other
And that’s all that matters

werd

hahahaha........i liked this....
funny shit...........

i started reading and thought 'oh no another herb tryn'a be witty
but.....alas i enjoyed it (i am very bored at college and stoned but...hey)

Thanx for the laugh.
Pz

okie that was funnyn as hell lol....not much to say bout it but it was creative and funny pz

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lmao
This was funny.
Nice read, real creative.
Brought the first laugh for my morning.
keep writin
keep elevatin

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LMFAO. This was great. Kinda pictured you standing in front of your tv reading this to it. Wow, Thanks for the great read

thanks, haha

funny stuff
a love poem to your tv
thats hilarious
keep up the posts

this shit was funny as hell. i thought it was madd creative to write a love poem to ya tv.

[color=light blue] i am glad y'all like it..................damn![/color]

If there is a joke in here somewhere... I'm not catching it.

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