Lets go foo. you first. min 10 lines

Ok, well hes too chicken. he said that he is going first or not at all. but by now u have probally hurd some of his stuff. It goes like this.

yo mama a hoe/
you think you can flow/
you aint better than me yo/

blah blah blah, go read some of his flows. that is truly how it goes.

I made this one up just for him. cuz it sucks, and is still better than his best. by the way a felcher is somebody that eats another persons shit during sex

Yo, you stayed up all night just to rap that/
Mr. Flowmasterj/
Damn, as a matter of fact/
I'm sorry, I never helped you write that/
you did sound like Jay Z/ but, on crack/
so listen you little aftermath of a Wigger/
The Flowmasterj gave The Prophet head/
But he treated you and the 55cent like whores/
that should tell you something/
before you start dissing a born and raised U.S. citizen/
Too bad U.S. immigration keeps denying your VISA/
Because your ugly and ignorant/
So you can continue to front with your herbs/
When we all know you’re a nerd/
I heard the sisters at LBJ kept flippin you the bird/
Felcher, when will you learn/
You can't battle a veteran from the dirty south/
I'd worry more about SARS in Austin or your gay mosque/
Before you start running your mouth/
Ya heard/
I guess this will be my last words to you kid/
I really do feel that bad/
I hope you find a new hobby/
I'd be glad/
Because you sure can't rhyme/
I'm telling you PLEASE/
Just like that last girl told you/
"I'm way outta your league."/

i know it is wac. but his r even more wac. read this one

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=98425

my vote to da balla 

 


wud up 55cent,you think you can flow/
yo mama a hoe/
im gonna win yo/

can you beat that or r u like flowmasterj and cant even beat a baby?

here i go this aint my battle tho

I know my shit is wac/
Like michal jackson going back black/
Hell bitch you cant flow/
I heard your boyfrind lastnight layin better rhyms/
Hell i got me a visa/
bitch you think you want a piece of this/
Damn bitch i got to got/
Check you later hoe/

Damn that shit is wac i write this shit in milaseconds

No lying in my thread. milasecond my ass. you started typing it at 8:19 bitch.

It took you ten minutes just to type that/
what the fuck you thinkin'/
you could win a flow against my pet rat/
wow your first to lines rymed/
you lucky this shit aint timed/
you the slowest nigga here/
you might do better after a little beer/
you fucking queer/
you need to leave this site/
before you get the shit beat out of you/
and you see a bright light/
i aint even gonna waste my time/
typing gay shit like this/
i could do better while taking a piss/
learn some rymes/
then come back/
you aint black/
next time i have to use this newbie shit/
im gonna find you and kill you/
you fuckin bit/
ch/
Im out/

in the third line, could should be couldn't

Checkin in
What the hell is this shit with you flowin in my battle 55cent
thats fuckin wrong hoe... I'll do my battle later...probaly after school tommorrow

Before I satirically murder you/
lyrically spur you/
let set this straight/Your shit is all hate
Just cuz you aint ever been out with a girl
dosent mean you got to take it in the the ass from 55cent(Earl)
What hes your lover washer of your cloths/
While he smuggles you kisses
i'll smuggle more hoes/ they'll stay cool clean like my flows
so here goes:

Yall both is whack/you with no dick
you with a tongue in his ass
let me make this fast
You talk about JayZ like a wigger
you live in phlugerville you aint ever even seen a nigga
I know my Rhymes aint that great
so i'll set this straight
Your stuff dont rhyme
spittin prose like u a hoe
need to learn how to flow
so let me show you while you let
Your dog finish blow
"your gay mosque" dont even rhyme
you took that shit out of a dictionary lookin for rhymes
you did all this while im lookin for crimes
blastin wiggas in my free timez
Loaded my gun with eight bullets but hit you with nine
For some reason you shot yourself cuz you had to explain your rhymes
Just like the sisters told you befor
"Step out of the way"
as told by a whore
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DAmn 55cent stop suckin his nuts and find ur own battle

DAMN I WROTE THAT STUFFIN MY BROS ACCOUNT GONNA FIX IT
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSH ITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
THe last to post by 55cent wehere me

LAST TWO 55cent POST WHER BY ME FLOWMASTER J ON MY BROS ACCOUNT
SO THAT LONG ONE IS MY FLOW I'll paste it here(again)..
Before I satirically murder you/
lyrically spur you/
let set this straight/Your shit is all hate
Just cuz you aint ever been out with a girl
dosent mean you got to take it in the the ass from 55cent(Earl)
What hes your lover washer of your cloths/
While he smuggles you kisses
i'll smuggle more hoes/ they'll stay cool clean like my flows
so here goes:

Yall both is whack/you with no dick
you with a tongue in his ass
let me make this fast
You talk about JayZ like a wigger
you live in phlugerville you aint ever even seen a nigga
I know my Rhymes aint that great
so i'll set this straight
Your stuff dont rhyme
spittin prose like u a hoe
need to learn how to flow
so let me show you while you let
Your dog finish blow
"your gay mosque" dont even rhyme
you took that shit out of a dictionary lookin for rhymes
you did all this while im lookin for crimes
blastin wiggas in my free timez
Loaded my gun with eight bullets but hit you with nine
For some reason you shot yourself cuz you had to explain your rhymes
Just like the sisters told you befor
"Step out of the way"
as told by a whore
**************************************************
**********

DAmn 55cent stop suckin his nuts and find ur own battle

Talkin about your self in the third person i see.

What the hell you think flowmasta j/
You gay?/
what a faggot/
im like an uh-oh oreo/
white on the outside black on the inside ho/
you need to read a dictio-nary/
and get a better vocabu-lary/
what the hell you think your doin messin with me/
u caint flow bitch/
u and ur gay mosque/
scratchin yo ass crack when it itch/
yo need to go hang with ur homie oscar-/
the grouch/
sittin in the trash can/
with his fanny pouch/
tryin to get a tan with got damn frying pan/
you fuckin muslim/
why the hell you try battlin' me/
this is just a little wac shit i through together/
after readin' urs when i was takin' a pee/
when you try to rhyme/
its like a federal crime/
the fbi on your trail/
you dont go to school cuz you now you gonna fail/
like a little ho/
when your gay bro/
55cent trys to steal ur battles and yo email/
you think you cool/
but you just a fool/
eminem wannabe/
micheal jackson gonnabe/
cant decide if your black or white/
who you callin a wigger bitch/
wearin you fubu/
with the number 05/
whith the girl on the corner yellin hey you/
where the fuck my money at/
chasin you down with a baseball bat/
yo mama kicked you out when you finnally out the closet/
i gotta stop wigga/
my balls itch/

Stupid ass why the hell did you make another one after i made mine ur supposed to do one only!
What do you mean im talkin about my self in third person u know my bros the only one gay enough to come up with a name like 55cent...well except youz faggot...
Ok ill counter with another flow:

There you go again with ur racist slander
give it a rest hoe and befor i cut u up like a sander
sharpened my knife
could your shit get any randomer
hoe you wanna save this strife?
give it up befor it too late
I dont mean to hate but whats this shit about a pet rat
U think it can use it to rap
u musta been cuz that shit was crap
slap you fuckin plhugerville hoe
gonna get ur ass kicked cuz you cant flow
the police aint gonna even find ur body this time
It wont even have been my biggest crime
the last wigger I killed dident cry like you
his head stayed in one peice unlike it gonna be when i done wit u
dont worry though i'll leace the police a clue
I'll leave your pussy for the dogs to chew
you couldent even create yo own rhyme
you stole that from 55cents michael jackson line
it was bad maybe not like you
both Yall both suck
so what should i do
I could stop and give you a chance
but doin that you gonna fuckin do youe whitey dance
so fuck up and get a clue
before you flow start with somthin simple
like yo little sister
once you can out flow her
go for ur dog
when thats done give it rest
I made this whack shit just to test a new style
so one im done
say cheese and smile