Pick-Up lines are funny as fuck, not that you'd ever use em, but still always funny to have em to use on a fat ugly bitch at a party, then when she thinks you like her, step on her feelings and make her realise she is as fat and ugly as everyone says she is.

Sorry if these threads are played, but haven't seen one since i've been here

Anyway get postin your favourite/funniest/cheezy pick-up lines


* If you were a dog i'd sure give you my bone*

*Was your dad a farmer, well he sure grew some nice melons*

*Was your dad a baker, cause he sure produced some nice muffs*

My FAV.

Say theres 2 gurls at a party, ones ugly and ones prti hot, go up to the ugly one n say " Would you like to dance?", then of course she'll say " Yes!" cause shes so pathetic, then go " Well get ya ugly ass out there so i can sit and talk to your friend"

Your legs are like shops, what time do they open.

^^I like that chat up line but I stay away from the fat chicks

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HARRY R.I.P
1940 - 2002

In Respect

Your both still virgins then...

...Fucka cheesey chat up line...

^^I aint a virgin....I've never used that chat up line, I just laughed when I heard somebody say it

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HARRY R.I.P
1940 - 2002

In Respect

And denial kicks in...

"if I told you, you had a beautiful body... would you hold it against me ?"

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R.I.P.- Epimetheus
Robert L. Rem
1986-2003

^lol

Wow another alias.......

"do you like pokemon cuz i would sure like to pikachu (peek at you)"

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I'M ILLER THAN YOU
"Im bout to make it famous, so you can take you J-O-B and shove up your anus" -Techn9ne

"I knew god hated me, created me, and threw me on a planet thats afraid of me"-Ill Bill

"Hit bongs bigger than indoor pools
On treez like ewoks screamin "Endor Rules"-Fo'tryll

"Ur only alive till ur dead"-Royce 5'9"

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"Hey, I lost my number.. Can I have yours?"

"I lost my teddy bear.. Will you sleep with me?"

i only know extremely corny ones:

"Your father must be a terrorist.... cause you the bomb!!"
"Are your feet tired... you've been running threw my mind all day"

& this one always works

"Let's Fuck"

Twizzle is jus depressed coz he never has fun....

*Did it hurt?? when you fell from Heaven*

*i run up to the girl and smash an ice-cube on her forehead......after that i say"now the ice is broken, du wanna cum bk to mine??"

*Your dads a thief!! coz he stole the stars from the skies and put'em in your eyes*

*you must be good at putting scaffoldings up!! you just got me erected*

*get your coat you've pulled*

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"Woop Woop, its the sound of da police"

"wanna fuck?"

lol

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***Warning***
If you actually use any of these lines, I guarantee you will die a lonely, pathetic virgin.


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I lost my number, can I borrow yours.

The word is legs. What do you say we leave and go spread the word?

Do you wash your pants in Windex? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is outta this world.

Excuse me, miss, but are you an artist? 'Cause you're drawing my attention.

If your right leg is Christmas and your left is New Years, can I spread the Holiday cheer?

This isn't a line, but it'll work...

As long as you have a cool sounding title...

And the bitch works in your office building.

Simply slide your business card into her driver's side window...

You know, in between the rubber and glass down at the bottom of the window.

And leave a one word message...

Lunch?

I guarantee, you'll get a callback.

Unless of course your title reads: Janitor

Or something equally herbish.

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