true story thought i would rap bout it

its been a while now since i seen my good image-diminished,
people portrayin' me as a modern day dennis-tha-menace,
but...on this certain occassion questioned i wasent in the wrong,
i'd just got home from the movies and i was chillin at home,
when this punk ass kid walks up an cuss'es my nephew,
so naturally my mama and aunt ran to his rescue,
i was tryna stay cool in the situation ~ and keep my calm,
up until Mr. Followell tha faggot said he would slap my mom,
*looks at everyone in courtroom*
and if you was put in this predicament...im sure you'd react-the-same,
but still i didnt wanna go to jail cause i attacked-a-gay....
so...i tell tha dude ta go on home so many times i stopped countin',
and i gave him a three count ta dissappear while the rage was ammountin',
at the count of two...it seems he was ready ta swing,
so i socked his jaw so hard my fucking knuckles started ta sting,
after that hard of a blow i figured he'd go ahead and back down,
he came at me tryna choke me and thats when he got his cap crowned,
he had a handful of my hair but he was too much of a puss ta pull it,
and we fell to the ground dukin it out faster then a speedin bullet,
chris obviously thought he was hurting me alothough he wasent,
and thats about the time i screamed "get out the way" to my cousin,
we broke apart...even tho i was the one who connected wit punches,
this sissy faggot had my hair and wouldnt pull it by the bunches,
wellll we broke it off again this time he didnt come back for more,
and thats about the time i spotted his mom tha crack whore,
so i greeted her in the driveway and told her to turn around,
so obviously this lady's so full of shit that she's turnin' brown,
she didnt do nothin' the whole time i was up in her face,
so if i would have seriously wanted to fight it woulda led to a chase,
but naw she was calm and just wanted ta talk,
so i figured they all gave in so inside i started ta walk...
i heard commotion goin again....her and my moms tied up,
and miss followell i did NOT have a knife so you can give the lies up,
i was so mad that night,if i had a knife in my posession i woulda cut her,
but her shuttin up was obviously harder then nay talkin wit out tha studder,
i never threatened this woman's life although i had every right to,
**looks at miss followell**
sit down bitch why you keep inticin' me to fight you?!,
you know damned well i did nothin wrong so why go thru the trouble,
you signed a warrant for my arest and i turned myself in on the double,
hell once i got to metro...i met up wit dee dee and conversated,
i spent a grand total of thirty minutes incarcerated,
so ta call ya bluff they never slapped tha cuffs,
around my wrists,and thats tha reason i gave myself up,
and bytch anyways you just pissed off at the world cuz you not me,
and far as the charges you pressin against me,6 witnesses say im gettin off scott free!!

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RV's Only 3 Time Topical Tourney Champion

that was ill nice vocab keep droppin

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its been a while now since i seen my good image-diminished,
people portrayin' me as a modern day dennis-tha-menace,
^^^
soon as i read that opener i new it would b a ill piece...
throughout vocab was on point like a needle, flow was there, multies, syll's..

nice, very nice.....props....

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