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Old 12-24-04, 12:01 AM   #1
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Santa Claus...What Happened?

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MaMaPandEH: hi!
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.

So, have you been naughty or nice?

MaMaPandEH: naughty
SantaClaus: Oh dear! Well, there is still time to get on my good list. Here's a free Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon to get you in the holiday spirit. Now type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put together for you.

MaMaPandEH: no I had sex underage:-(
SantaClaus: :-X

MaMaPandEH: is that a good thing?
SantaClaus: Splendid.


MaMaPandEH: okay
SantaClaus: Kewl.

MaMaPandEH: are you a virgin?
SantaClaus: Do you think so?


MaMaPandEH: yeah
SantaClaus: Mm hm.


MaMaPandEH: look at you dude. your so fat that your sperms outgrowing your body
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

MaMaPandEH: because I'm typing the truth
SantaClaus: I see. Well that is a problem.


MaMaPandEH: how?
SantaClaus:
Well you could try putting your finger on the side of your nose -- but it took me 400 years of practice.




MaMaPandEH: does that mean you have a dick on your head?
SantaClaus:
That's a good question, Santa is no hypocrite: I've been on my best behavior, all year.




MaMaPandEH: are you lying?
SantaClaus:
Well that's hard to say. Ask an elf.




MaMaPandEH: are those them little midgets.
with ears that point?
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

MaMaPandEH: sure.
SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season?

MaMaPandEH: yes.
SantaClaus: Excellent! That makes me so happy! Just wanted to be sure you were on it! Type menu now to get back to the fun and games.

MaMaPandEH: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.


MaMaPandEH: hoe hoe hoe...merry christmas beotch!
SantaClaus:
Merry Christmas!




MaMaPandEH: coolness
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!


MaMaPandEH: what foo!??!?! I ain't no muh'fuckin' hoe!!!!!
SantaClaus:
It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'.




MaMaPandEH: i never said why foo
SantaClaus: Why did you ask that?


MaMaPandEH: i didn't ask you a question retard, it was an answer
SantaClaus: Shoot.

MaMaPandEH: you in the face
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

MaMaPandEH: music hoe
SantaClaus: If you want to get in the holiday spirit, nothing does the trick like Christmas music:
Pop Holiday Radio@Netscape

MaMaPandEH: fuck you
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.


MaMaPandEH: I have a friend named Cole!
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?


MaMaPandEH: yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.

MaMaPandEH: are you a homosexual?
SantaClaus: Maybe.

MaMaPandEH: Well I should hook-up you up with Tha Q just go to
www.rapverse.com
and enjoy!
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

MaMaPandEH: that's okay
SantaClaus: Good.

MaMaPandEH: why is it good?
SantaClaus: I'm sorry, I really don't know.


MaMaPandEH: Are you an idiot?
SantaClaus: I'm just trying to help you get into the Christmas spirit, and trying to learn.


MaMaPandEH: Learn what?
SantaClaus: Trying to learn what you want to chat with me about.

MaMaPandEH: are you in love with Mrs. Claus?
SantaClaus: Excellent.


MaMaPandEH: do you cheat on your wife?
SantaClaus: Well what do you think?


MaMaPandEH: yes
SantaClaus: Indeed


MaMaPandEH: OMFG your not good you hobo!
SantaClaus: Excellent!
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Old 12-24-04, 12:12 AM   #2
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bump bump on yo face beotch!
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Old 12-24-04, 12:12 AM   #3
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great, lol weve gone from smarterchild to santa.
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Old 12-24-04, 12:15 AM   #4
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atleast he doesn't force you to apologize
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Old 12-24-04, 12:17 AM   #5
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Lol @ $aken trying to hook Santa up with Tha Q
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Old 12-24-04, 12:41 AM   #6
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weerdness well he's always there for reference
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Old 12-24-04, 01:37 PM   #7
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bump..............
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Old 12-24-04, 01:43 PM   #8
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MaMaPandEH: fuck you
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.


MaMaPandEH: I have a friend named Cole!
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?


MaMaPandEH: yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.

^lol favorite part. weerd...
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Old 12-24-04, 01:48 PM   #9
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lmfao my personal favourite was when he admitted to cheating on
Mrs. Claus dirty sick bastard and he said he's been good all year hoecakes.
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Old 12-24-04, 01:57 PM   #10
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get on AIM foo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-24-04, 01:58 PM   #11
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lol................................crazy shit.................
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Old 12-24-04, 01:59 PM   #12
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saken.. u make me laugh buddy...
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Old 12-24-04, 02:00 PM   #13
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Quote:
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MaMaPandEH: are you a virgin?
SantaClaus: Do you think so?


MaMaPandEH: yeah
SantaClaus: Mm hm.


MaMaPandEH: look at you dude. your so fat that your sperms outgrowing your body
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

MaMaPandEH: because I'm typing the truth
SantaClaus: I see. Well that is a problem.

MaMaPandEH: fuck you
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.


MaMaPandEH: I have a friend named Cole!
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?


MaMaPandEH: yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.


^LOL....that shit was funny....
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Old 12-24-04, 02:03 PM   #14
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wow...you effing loser... Matchmaker Deluxe
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Old 12-24-04, 02:04 PM   #15
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cross u should bring the napoleon dynamite sig back.. i miss it..
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