can i be a cobra?

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You can be our enemy. See, we talk to a magical chicken, and he tells us of a magical banana of golden justice. The banana is magical in the fact that it is slightly better then most average bananas. But you want it to power your milkifying ray, which turns ordinary milk into slightly better milk with a HYPNOTIC SUBSTANCE THAT ONLY COMES INTO EFFECT ONCE YOU'VE DRINKEN FIFTY GALLONS IN A NANOSECOND. In other words, the perfect crime.

so, as the villain, in this case, a cobra....i wish to obtain the banana to make anti-hypnotic slurrpies drinks, which i will disperse throughout the land, causing a word-wide resistance to slipping on banana peels, which surprizingly, is the main cause of suicide

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Yes.

You can be a pimp cobra, as well. You will have hoes attend to your every whim, and trees even stand still when you pass!

as i slither through the grass.....with ass within my grasp

oh snap!

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securing my gas mask so I can emitt poison as I pimp slap!

gas mask? no way

but i guess it would elevate my appearance in coolness

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Dusting knicknacks so they don't give me whiplash.

DOPE

thrusting quick slaps to weirdos with slick hats

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Fucking chicks fast, thrusting in big ass

I just wanna be part of the crowd

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Drakel, who made your sig???

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Listening in as lips smack for slick cash.

quick cash. =\

SANDWICH

haha, metaskripts yo

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