I am 9% Metrosexual.
Metro-What? Git Off My Lawn!
Here is some advice. STOP BUYING YOUR CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! You will never land a decent woman unless you shave that nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.

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Soundclick

I am 50% Evil Genius.
Deceitful & Crazy!
Evil courses through your blood. Lies and deceit motivate your evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in your doings.

ROFL @ the evil test

http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=7...3e-f129772764f0

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Soundclick

I am 48% Internet Addict.

You could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and online role playing games, or you could become a normal user. Good luck!

^ Word.

I got like an 11 on that test. Am I supposed to have a blender matching my phone?

41% evil genius
17% ska
25% internet addict

Your Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there has a young RAPPER named SOCRATES. He was QUICKLY NOTHING in the UGLY forest when he met PHAT VANJA, a run-away A & R from the SLOW Queen ANGIE.

SOCRATES could see that PHAT VANJA was hungry so he reached into his CONDOM and give him his STUPID MEXICAN. PHAT VANJA was thankful for SOCRATES's MEXICAN, so he told SOCRATES a very DUMB story about Queen ANGIE's daughter ASHLEY. How her mother, the SLOW Queen ANGIE, kept her locked away in a HOUSE protected by a gigantic SNAKE, because ASHLEY was so INTELLIGENT.

SOCRATES ATE. He vowed to PHAT VANJA the A & R that he would save the INTELLIGENT ASHLEY. He would SWING the SNAKE, and take ASHLEY far away from her eveil mother, the SLOW Queen ANGIE, and EAT her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a NICE SEX and PHAT VANJA the A & R began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SNAKE from his story. SLOW Queen ANGIE WON out from behind a PENIS and struck SOCRATES dead. In the far off HOUSE you could hear a CLACK.

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Soundclick

im 25 % idiot. lol.this was gay..

i seen that movie you were in....^^
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tough act-horr
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i'll play on ya consience, ya contents is complete nonsense
speak of biting, then you fucks flip everyone of my damn concepts
what the fuck, was you high..?
did you think i wouldn't recognize lines that i made
then you come up some bullshit tryna prove that im gay...!
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fake fucks..move on...!

I dont get you, maybe your just not funny

NO, YOUR JUST NOT SMART, sa'll good though
we need people like you to work at wal-mart n shit

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i'll play on ya consience, ya contents is complete nonsense
speak of biting, then you fucks flip everyone of my damn concepts
what the fuck, was you high..?
did you think i wouldn't recognize lines that i made
then you come up some bullshit tryna prove that im gay...!
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fake fucks..move on...!

umm that was lame.

I am 5% Idiot.

You are not annoying at all. In fact most people come to you for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of ou. But what can you do? You are smarter than most people.

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I am 30% Idiot.

You ain't too bright. But all those other idiots annoy the hell out of you. You may not be the brightest bulb in the bunch, but at least you know your limits.

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..The Council..
7 Day Theory

http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=d...e7-bc17462a412e

go see how much of a bitch/asshole you people are.. i should be 150% bitch, prolly hee hee... according to the people on this site anyways.. fuckin wusses can't take real feedback, cry babies..[/starts-beef-accidentally]

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