Word. What are they???????

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When I was at Disneyland -_-

Whoevers been there knows theres a big face of Mickey Mouse made out of flowers at the very front so yeah, my uncle wanted to take pictures of us in front of it so me and my brothers got up on the brick wall in front of it and there was a gate there with spikes so I leaned on it but didn't sit all the way on it. So my uncle took the pic and we jumped down BUT my shirt, shorts AND drawers were all caught on the gate and I was hanging there with a fat ass wedgie and a thong made out of my hanging clothes for everyone coming into Disneyland to see.

*goes emo*

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Soundclick

LMFAO

You fucking got owned by mickey

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hittin my ex-girl by accident while in a fight....because she came from behind and tried to pull my air.

THen she called me a jerk in front everyone!!!!!

^^^^^^^^ lol ooookka
umm i dont really have any lol

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woman beater woman beater

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Stop freeposting in my thread yo

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alrite im sorry
umm we went bowling and i told my 9 yr old sister to run and get her ball b4 it went in the gutter and she flew up in the aur when she hit the laane lmao what a dumb ass i still love her though lol

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two years ago my mum caught me gettin a lil sumthin sumthin from some girl

I fell over at an end of year award ceremony whilst collecting my award .

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haha i bet you musta been feelin real heated bout that
droppin like a daymn fool in front of your peers

lmao

same as lol my ma saw me n my boi havin a 'good time' lol
but there was another time at bowling, the balls r too heavy 4 me lol but wen i decided to really go for it, i pulled my arm back and threw the ball behind me lol it rolled into sum1s table n knocked their drinks over, i was like.............STRIKE!!!!!! sorry

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This is my sig. what?

I'm white so u KNOW i can't rap =)

I will definitely RTF if u leave a link, thanks!

Another time was when i went clubbing, took this girl home (My mom was in). Let her have my meat log, but i forgot to throw the condom out the window, so by the time i woke up she was gone and my mom was standing by my bed looking at the condom, saying "Wtf is this (Obviously rhetorically ) & i was like, "Oh um me and my friends were fucking about putting shampoo in it and throwing it about in the club"...

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lmao thats fuckin disgusting, its a good thing ur house wasnt runnin short of shampoo or she coulda done a 'theres something about mary' to her hair! lol

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This is my sig. what?

I'm white so u KNOW i can't rap =)

I will definitely RTF if u leave a link, thanks!