Just when you think people would learn not to leave their computer on when they're talking to me. This is long, only read it if you don't have a life...

and by that, I mean you all should read it.

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Robotic Waffle [6:00 PM]: How old is your girl?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:00 PM]: 14
Robotic Waffle [6:00 PM]: o_O
Robotic Waffle [6:00 PM]: I'm 13.
Robotic Waffle [6:00 PM]: How old are you?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:00 PM]: 17
Robotic Waffle [6:00 PM]: ...
Robotic Waffle [6:00 PM]: Too young for me.
Robotic Waffle [6:00 PM]: - taps her ass nonetheless. -
Robotic Waffle [6:00 PM]: Are you such a beast you can only get younger girls?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:01 PM]: Nah
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:01 PM]: Just happened I guess
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:01 PM]: She turns 15 in like a week and a half
Robotic Waffle [6:01 PM]: I WANT TO TAP DAT SHIT
Robotic Waffle [6:01 PM]: O_O
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:01 PM]: LE would have to kill you haha
Robotic Waffle [6:02 PM]: Who is this?
Robotic Waffle [6:02 PM]: -.- Is this LE's mom?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:02 PM]: Actually this is his girlfriend
Robotic Waffle [6:02 PM]: - takes out breath spray. -
Robotic Waffle [6:02 PM]: Hey there.
Robotic Waffle [6:02 PM]: - sprays it in his eyes by accident, but still smiles. -
Robotic Waffle [6:02 PM]: Where is LE?
Robotic Waffle [6:02 PM]: Not with you.
Robotic Waffle [6:02 PM]: You must've broken up.
Robotic Waffle [6:02 PM]: - saunters around, a rose in mouth, lips bleeding. -
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:02 PM]: he's outside having a smoke
Robotic Waffle [6:03 PM]: I should report him.
Robotic Waffle [6:03 PM]: This should be a most interesting conversation.
Robotic Waffle [6:03 PM]: Lock the door, young'n.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:03 PM]: lol
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:03 PM]: there is no door
Robotic Waffle [6:03 PM]: I bet I can tell your name. Is it...Lesley?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:03 PM]: no
Robotic Waffle [6:04 PM]: THEN PUT A DAMN DOOR IN THERE
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:04 PM]: Jennifer
Robotic Waffle [6:04 PM]: o_O Are you hot/
Robotic Waffle [6:04 PM]: - applies her to an ice cube. -
Robotic Waffle [6:04 PM]: I bet you're black, aren't you?
Robotic Waffle [6:04 PM]: He only likes blacks.
Robotic Waffle [6:04 PM]: You're just a booty call.
Robotic Waffle [6:04 PM]: But with my girls, I give them a whole 2 percent of their collection.
Robotic Waffle [6:04 PM]: - glares at her naughtily. -
Robotic Waffle [6:05 PM]: I think you know what you want.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:05 PM]: your creepy
Robotic Waffle [6:05 PM]: I am actually LE's boss.
Robotic Waffle [6:05 PM]: He's always talking about these hoes he's got on this forum.
Robotic Waffle [6:05 PM]: Posting pictures of sleeping girls.
Robotic Waffle [6:05 PM]: I wouldn't do that. I'd have you barely conscious.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:06 PM]: what the hell is chad doing? he's taking forever
Robotic Waffle [6:06 PM]: Probably porking some pig.
Robotic Waffle [6:06 PM]: What are you wearing?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:06 PM]: Chad's eyes only
Robotic Waffle [6:06 PM]: You cut out his eyes?
Robotic Waffle [6:06 PM]: Kinky.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:07 PM]: lol your silly
Robotic Waffle [6:07 PM]: Yes, yes, I am very 'silly'.
Robotic Waffle [6:07 PM]: Let us continue to talk.
Robotic Waffle [6:07 PM]: Lock out Chad in the meantime.
Robotic Waffle [6:07 PM]: We don't want him to intrude on our...
Robotic Waffle [6:07 PM]: happy days...
Robotic Waffle [6:07 PM]: Because what we will do.
Robotic Waffle [6:07 PM]: Will take days.
Robotic Waffle [6:07 PM]: Preferrably months.
Robotic Waffle [6:07 PM]: Maybe even years.
Robotic Waffle [6:07 PM]: I've once done it for a decade or so.
Robotic Waffle [6:08 PM]: Yes, puppetry is an ancient form of art.
Robotic Waffle [6:08 PM]: And we don't want LE stealing my style anymore.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:08 PM]: I think Chad's an amazing rapper
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:08 PM]: i listen to his cd's everyday
Robotic Waffle [6:08 PM]: He steals my stuff.
Robotic Waffle [6:08 PM]: You need to hear what I do.
Robotic Waffle [6:09 PM]: Have you ever heard to song 'Who Let the Middle-Aged Prostitute Out'?
Robotic Waffle [6:09 PM]: It breaks into a chorus of 'bam,bam bam bam bam'
Robotic Waffle [6:09 PM]: 'Who let the middle-aged prostitute out? Bam, bam, bambambam.'
Robotic Waffle [6:09 PM]: I must say, it's pretty eloquent.
Robotic Waffle [6:09 PM]: Like your socks.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:09 PM]: my socks? how bout i suck your dick now?
Robotic Waffle [6:09 PM]: Holy shit.
Robotic Waffle [6:09 PM]: Barney - a helping hand for growing children
Robotic Waffle [6:09 PM]: Dude.
Robotic Waffle [6:10 PM]: Listen to that music.
Robotic Waffle [6:10 PM]: That is so goddamned dope.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:10 PM]: Chad's on the phone with his publisher
Robotic Waffle [6:10 PM]: I'll invent some machine that allows the entrance of male into LE's hoe.
Robotic Waffle [6:10 PM]: Publisher of what?
Robotic Waffle [6:10 PM]: Penis art?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:10 PM]: his books
Robotic Waffle [6:10 PM]: My goddamned publisher is a whore.
Robotic Waffle [6:10 PM]: I'd beat the shit out her when I see her.
Robotic Waffle [6:10 PM]: I should call.
Robotic Waffle [6:10 PM]: - listens to Barney - Talking Turns. -
Robotic Waffle [6:10 PM]: THAT is the true shit.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:11 PM]: yeah
Robotic Waffle [6:11 PM]: But I'm too busy being so awesome.
Robotic Waffle [6:11 PM]: What kind of stories does Chad right?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:11 PM]: fantasy
Robotic Waffle [6:11 PM]: Or as I prefer to call him 'The Man with the Unstoppable Urge to Satisfy Farm Animals'
Robotic Waffle [6:11 PM]: I bet I could write better fantasy then him.
Robotic Waffle [6:11 PM]: Though I always lose inspiration.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:12 PM]: his working on his third book
Robotic Waffle [6:12 PM]: He accomplished at all?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:12 PM]: i'll tell him you said you could write better than him lol
Robotic Waffle [6:12 PM]: I can.
Robotic Waffle [6:12 PM]: We should have a writing contest.
Robotic Waffle [6:12 PM]: I'm deciding upon doing a poetry book.
Robotic Waffle [6:12 PM]: Until inspiration strikes me for my book.
Robotic Waffle [6:12 PM]: Is Chad world famous?
Robotic Waffle [6:12 PM]: I have a world famous casserole.
Robotic Waffle [6:12 PM]: I should call up my publisher, really.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:13 PM]: Chad's not world famous lol. not yet anyway
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:13 PM]: you never know
Robotic Waffle [6:13 PM]: Yes, keep thinking.
Robotic Waffle [6:13 PM]: I, on the other hand, will be famous for my soft fluffy hair.
Robotic Waffle [6:13 PM]: I wish you could feel it.
Robotic Waffle [6:13 PM]: You would be on me faster then a leprechaun on a bowl of lucky charms.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:13 PM]: lol
Robotic Waffle [6:14 PM]: It's soft.
Robotic Waffle [6:14 PM]: I bet you're soft.
Robotic Waffle [6:14 PM]: o_O
Robotic Waffle [6:14 PM]: How long have you and Chad been dating?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:14 PM]: im soft but I like it hard lol
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:14 PM]: almost a month
Robotic Waffle [6:14 PM]: I thought he had Tiffany a few weeks ago?
Robotic Waffle [6:14 PM]: What's Chad talking about?
Robotic Waffle [6:14 PM]: I'm going to steal his ideas.
Robotic Waffle [6:14 PM]:
Robotic Waffle [6:14 PM]: I mean...
Robotic Waffle [6:15 PM]: help him with his novels.
Robotic Waffle [6:15 PM]: What is the storyline of his first book?
Robotic Waffle [6:15 PM]: I'm curious on how homoerotic it is.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:15 PM]: how old are u even?
Robotic Waffle [6:15 PM]: I'm forty.
Robotic Waffle [6:15 PM]: fourty.
Robotic Waffle [6:15 PM]: Whatever.
Robotic Waffle [6:15 PM]: You're a little too old for me.
Robotic Waffle [6:15 PM]: :\
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:16 PM]: are you on that stupid site thing too?
Robotic Waffle [6:16 PM]: Have you ever heard the term 'Daemon is better then Chad, come down to South Carolina or i'll hit you with a shovel?'
Robotic Waffle [6:16 PM]: Yeah, I need to make the rhyming better.
Robotic Waffle [6:16 PM]: Stupid shit?
Robotic Waffle [6:16 PM]: I WILL CUT YOU.
Robotic Waffle [6:16 PM]: I mean, yes, yes I am, dear.
Robotic Waffle [6:16 PM]: YOU DAMN HOE.
Robotic Waffle [6:16 PM]: I mean.
Robotic Waffle [6:16 PM]: You respected member of a distinguished community.
Robotic Waffle [6:16 PM]: I'm quite the docile penis.
Robotic Waffle [6:16 PM]: I mean huge cock.
Robotic Waffle [6:16 PM]: I mean...
Robotic Waffle [6:16 PM]: Is chad still on the phone?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:16 PM]: yeah
Robotic Waffle [6:16 PM]: Don't tell him Daemon was here.
Robotic Waffle [6:16 PM]: But you can call me...
Robotic Waffle [6:16 PM]: 'MC Loupants'
Robotic Waffle [6:17 PM]: Yeah, I like that...
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:17 PM]: are you on that site too?
Robotic Waffle [6:17 PM]: Yeah, that makes me hotter then a mexican.
Robotic Waffle [6:17 PM]: What site?
Robotic Waffle [6:17 PM]: RV?
Robotic Waffle [6:17 PM]: Me > LE
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:17 PM]: rap somethin
Robotic Waffle [6:17 PM]: Yeah, I'm there.
Robotic Waffle [6:17 PM]: It's not stupid. It's a community full of Kool Col-B, Drakel, and a teenager known strictly as 'Shirley Joe'
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:18 PM]: chad says he goes there to spread his music around but it looks pretty stupid to me
Robotic Waffle [6:18 PM]: Nah.
Robotic Waffle [6:18 PM]: We're cool.
Robotic Waffle [6:18 PM]: Once you get to know the dope heads like me and LE.
Robotic Waffle [6:18 PM]: What is your name?
Robotic Waffle [6:18 PM]: Oh.
Robotic Waffle [6:19 PM]: Jennifer
Robotic Waffle [6:19 PM]: Yeah.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:19 PM]: well that was rude
Robotic Waffle [6:19 PM]: You ever seen Bride of Chucky?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:19 PM]: no
Robotic Waffle [6:19 PM]: Sorry, I was too captivated by your intricate...type.
Robotic Waffle [6:19 PM]: Jennifer Tilly is in that movie.
Robotic Waffle [6:19 PM]: SHe is skanky beyond belief.
Robotic Waffle [6:19 PM]: It's like her womanly things are popping out.
Robotic Waffle [6:19 PM]: (her hair)
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:19 PM]: i see....
Robotic Waffle [6:19 PM]: Scream 'OM' at Chad for me.
Robotic Waffle [6:19 PM]: He'll know what I mean
Robotic Waffle [6:20 PM]: ...
Robotic Waffle [6:20 PM]: ...
Robotic Waffle [6:20 PM]: ..
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:20 PM]: open mic?
Robotic Waffle [6:20 PM]: Have I mentioned LE is a pedophile?
Robotic Waffle [6:20 PM]: o_O
Robotic Waffle [6:20 PM]: - takes out his crucifix. -
Robotic Waffle [6:20 PM]: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT HOLY TERM?
Robotic Waffle [6:20 PM]: Chad is a necrophiliac, you know.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:20 PM]: i yelled OM at him and he said open mic
Robotic Waffle [6:20 PM]: No.
Robotic Waffle [6:20 PM]: Tell him it means
Robotic Waffle [6:20 PM]: "Orange Grape"
Robotic Waffle [6:21 PM]: I wonder if he got the hint by 'OM'
Robotic Waffle [6:21 PM]: I was talking to someone else from RV.
Robotic Waffle [6:21 PM]: His mom, actually.
Robotic Waffle [6:21 PM]: She was cool.
Robotic Waffle [6:21 PM]: Did you know in her earlier years she dressed as Mickey Mouse and fought in the mascot arenas?
Robotic Waffle [6:21 PM]: It's my dream to one day steal a girl from a guy named Chad.
Robotic Waffle [6:21 PM]: And her name is Jennifer.
Robotic Waffle [6:21 PM]: And her boyfriend is a writer.
Robotic Waffle [6:21 PM]: And we'll go out of state.
Robotic Waffle [6:22 PM]: And live on a farm.
Robotic Waffle [6:22 PM]: And name the pigs according to Chad.
Robotic Waffle [6:22 PM]: We will call one 'Chad'
Robotic Waffle [6:22 PM]: And the other
Robotic Waffle [6:22 PM]: "Chad"
Robotic Waffle [6:22 PM]: Then "Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, John, Chad, Chad, Chad"
Robotic Waffle [6:22 PM]: As you can imagine, hello
Robotic Waffle [6:22 PM]: I bet you're looking good in those pants.
Robotic Waffle [6:22 PM]: o_O
Robotic Waffle [6:22 PM]: Do you wear a toupee?
Robotic Waffle [6:22 PM]: I o.
Robotic Waffle [6:22 PM]: don't.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:22 PM]: ur not gonna put this on that site are you?
Robotic Waffle [6:23 PM]: Nah.
Robotic Waffle [6:23 PM]: Why the hell would I do something stupid like that?
Robotic Waffle [6:23 PM]: I obviously don't want Chad to be mad at me(that necrophiliac/pedophile son of a bitch'
Robotic Waffle [6:23 PM]: )
Robotic Waffle [6:23 PM]: Why, if I was going to post this on RV, don't you think I'd actually make it funny?
Robotic Waffle [6:23 PM]: Instead of a desperate attempt to get your address?
Robotic Waffle [6:24 PM]: Because a good five minutes after getting your address you'll see me charging down the street, legs a pumping.
Robotic Waffle [6:24 PM]: I'll probably have one of those baby holders on my back with a few tangelos.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:24 PM]: i live in canada
Robotic Waffle [6:24 PM]: Tangelos are cool.
Robotic Waffle [6:24 PM]: I live in South Carolina.
Robotic Waffle [6:24 PM]: It's only like.
Robotic Waffle [6:24 PM]: ...
Robotic Waffle [6:24 PM]: A few months.
Robotic Waffle [6:24 PM]: But with my sources, I could be there in 29 days and 23 hours, 59 seconds.
Robotic Waffle [6:25 PM]: Varying on the month.
Robotic Waffle [6:25 PM]: Maybe I could even do a little dance to amuse you.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:25 PM]: maybe
Robotic Waffle [6:25 PM]: Want to see a pic of me?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:25 PM]: sure
Robotic Waffle [6:25 PM]: I'm so adorable, I make LE look human.
Robotic Waffle [6:25 PM]: Let me find my gay ass pics.
Robotic Waffle [6:25 PM]: And by gay ass pics, I mean I love you.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:26 PM]: okay!
Robotic Waffle [6:26 PM]: Make sure you have extra clothes.
Robotic Waffle [6:27 PM]: ImageTitan | pic.jpg
Robotic Waffle [6:27 PM]: As you can imagine, I'm ninety-three.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:28 PM]: your kinda cute lol
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:28 PM]: in a little kid kinda way

( SHE WANTS ME )


Robotic Waffle [6:28 PM]: You're kind of a whore.
Robotic Waffle [6:28 PM]: In a megawhore kinda way.
Robotic Waffle [6:28 PM]: I mean...
Robotic Waffle [6:28 PM]: thanks.

( She's even more into me now, I bet. )

LE ILLIntentionZ [6:29 PM]: chad is still in the phone...
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:29 PM]: wow
Robotic Waffle [6:29 PM]: Shows how much he loves you.
Robotic Waffle [6:29 PM]: Leaving you on the computer.
Robotic Waffle [6:29 PM]: WHEN I'M TALKING TO HIM.
Robotic Waffle [6:29 PM]: You'd think he would've known better.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:29 PM]: oh well
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:29 PM]: i dunno if i make him happy or not
Robotic Waffle [6:29 PM]: When you take off your clothes, you make me happy.

LE ILLIntentionZ [6:32 PM]: you left me
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:32 PM]: that was rude
Robotic Waffle [6:32 PM]: I'm sorry.
Robotic Waffle [6:32 PM]: AOL messed up.
Robotic Waffle [6:32 PM]: It's a whore.
Robotic Waffle [6:32 PM]: Unlike you.
Robotic Waffle [6:32 PM]: :-*
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:33 PM]: thanks i guess
Robotic Waffle [6:33 PM]: I was thinking you said 'LE had a stroke'
Robotic Waffle [6:33 PM]: That'd be a lot more convenient.
Robotic Waffle [6:33 PM]: Maybe we could...go with the sake of conveniency.
Robotic Waffle [6:33 PM]: - slides her a bottle of tylenol. -
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:34 PM]: thats not even funny
Robotic Waffle [6:34 PM]: :\
Robotic Waffle [6:34 PM]: ZING.
Robotic Waffle [6:34 PM]: Okay, that was a "joke".
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:34 PM]: he overdosed one time when tryin to kill himself
Robotic Waffle [6:34 PM]: o_O
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:34 PM]: dont fuckin talk shit

(I'm not so sure if this means we'll be on a second date, but for the sake of optimism I must say yes.)

Robotic Waffle [6:34 PM]: On tylenol?
Robotic Waffle [6:34 PM]: He tried to fucking overdose on tylenol?
Robotic Waffle [6:34 PM]: Talk about an expensive death.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:35 PM]: not tylenol you idiot
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:35 PM]: ibprofine or somethin
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:35 PM]: but its still piss
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:35 PM]: *pills
Robotic Waffle [6:35 PM]: Mhm.
Robotic Waffle [6:35 PM]: o_O That's bad.
Robotic Waffle [6:35 PM]: - comforts her with candy. -

I don't give a fuck

SO you go hide from Limited editition..and have fun

damn u talk alot

please done IM me....
oh wait, u cant

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nobody is gonna read this. Maybe you didn't get the memo, but postin AIM convos is wiggedy wack.

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Robotic Waffle [6:36 PM]: It's okay.
Robotic Waffle [6:36 PM]: If you run away with me, I bet he'll still be happy.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:37 PM]: im only happy when im with him
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:37 PM]: sorry
Robotic Waffle [6:37 PM]: :\
Robotic Waffle [6:37 PM]: You've only been happy for a month?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:38 PM]: pretty much
Robotic Waffle [6:38 PM]: You know ho many girls have told me that?
Robotic Waffle [6:38 PM]: THen they get dumped.
Robotic Waffle [6:38 PM]: 'We're doing to get married'.
Robotic Waffle [6:38 PM]: I laugh.
Robotic Waffle [6:38 PM]: Two weeks later, they're crying.
Robotic Waffle [6:38 PM]: And for once, not because something I said.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:38 PM]: well i do like to have fun sometimes
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:38 PM]: like with other guys
Robotic Waffle [6:38 PM]: Like, McDonalds playhouse fun?
Robotic Waffle [6:38 PM]: o_O You cheat on LE?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:38 PM]: no no
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: What kind of...fun?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:39 PM]: i cyber sometimes lol
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: Playing darts?
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: GASPZ0RZ!
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: That's convenient.
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: Because I recently acquired fingers from birth.
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: Meaning that means we can talk!
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: Oh happy days!
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: Now, if I post this, this means that Chad could get pissed.
Robotic Waffle [6:39 PM]: And do I want to ruin ANOTHER relationship?
Robotic Waffle [6:40 PM]: I think we all know what kind of asshole I am.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:40 PM]: yeah
Robotic Waffle [6:40 PM]: :\ Would Chad get pissed?
Robotic Waffle [6:40 PM]: - says I as I slide into something more comfortably. The skin of the deceased Giant Fox Titan Fenrir. -
Robotic Waffle [6:41 PM]: - I take out a five hundred dollar bottle of merlot and shatter the bottom off, using it to fend off the approaching homeless people. -

We ALL know what kind of asshole i am.

o_O Where else am I supposed to chronicle what I say? And obviously I'm here to piss of people, why not talk to their close ones and make up stories?

I think I have done my duty. The rest of this convo is for Daemon's eyes only.

All I know is I put in all the sexual terms I knew for this and found...

Robotic Waffle [6:09 PM]: I must say, it's pretty eloquent.
Robotic Waffle [6:09 PM]: Like your socks.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:09 PM]: my socks? how bout i suck your dick now?

...

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That's because I'm very, VERY sophisticated in my sex life.

Robotic Waffle [6:45 PM]: Tell him 'CONVO'
Robotic Waffle [6:45 PM]: Let's get him wonderin.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:45 PM]: he's standin right here while talkin on the phone
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:45 PM]: he's givin me a massage
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:46 PM]: lol
Robotic Waffle [6:46 PM]: ...
Robotic Waffle [6:46 PM]: Son of a bitch.
Robotic Waffle [6:46 PM]: << How long has he been there?
ATTENTION [6:46 PM]: Instant Images session started.
Robotic Waffle [6:46 PM]:
Robotic Waffle [6:46 PM]: Hey, Chad.
Robotic Waffle [6:46 PM]: Just so you know.
Robotic Waffle [6:46 PM]: ...
Robotic Waffle [6:46 PM]:
Robotic Waffle [6:46 PM]: I'm an asshole.
Robotic Waffle [6:47 PM]: The convo with Rev's mom was a lot doper.
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:47 PM]: Instant Images
Robotic Waffle [6:47 PM]: You have big cheeks.
Robotic Waffle [6:47 PM]: Chipmunk.
Robotic Waffle [6:47 PM]: o_O
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:47 PM]: its a bad pic i know

:\ Bad pic would explain it. We all know people post 'BAD' pics.

Since we all know I'm a hypocrite, I shall continue to post this stupid boring bullshit.

LE ILLIntentionZ [6:47 PM]: just for a minute he left now
Robotic Waffle [6:47 PM]: Ah.
Robotic Waffle [6:47 PM]: I see.
Robotic Waffle [6:48 PM]: What did he see?
Robotic Waffle [6:48 PM]: Our naughtiness?
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:48 PM]: no
Robotic Waffle [6:48 PM]: Rwror.
Robotic Waffle [6:48 PM]: Then let's continue.
Robotic Waffle [6:48 PM]: And put a guard on the door.
Robotic Waffle [6:48 PM]: A magic sentry.
Robotic Waffle [6:48 PM]: A flame spell would suffice.
Robotic Waffle [6:48 PM]: - puts on his wizarding robe. -
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:48 PM]: Harry potthead
Robotic Waffle [6:49 PM]: - takes out his wand and slowly inserts it into a pencil sharpener back and forth. -
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:49 PM]: lol
Robotic Waffle [6:49 PM]: - winks. -
LE ILLIntentionZ [6:49 PM]: i was just idding about the suck your dick thing too
Robotic Waffle [6:49 PM]: Yes.
Robotic Waffle [6:49 PM]: Do you know why?
Robotic Waffle [6:50 PM]: Because your flag is a friggin' maple tree, for god's sake.
Robotic Waffle [6:50 PM]: With your mouth you couldn't just suck my dick, you'd suck all of RV's.
Robotic Waffle [6:50 PM]: ...
Robotic Waffle [6:50 PM]: I mean..
Robotic Waffle [6:50 PM]: You look good in the pic.

Robotic Waffle [6:50 PM]: With your mouth you couldn't just suck my dick, you'd suck all of RV's.
Robotic Waffle [6:50 PM]: ...
Robotic Waffle [6:50 PM]: I mean..
Robotic Waffle [6:50 PM]: You look good in the pic.

ROFL

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She showed me a pic, you should've seen it, her mouth was like a fucking great whale's charging forward for our barnacleesque penis'.