ok...i live in fucking Tennessee...so lets be real..nobody raps here...theres like 6 rappers in my fucking city...but anyways...

i have NEVER battled anyone face to face......

SOOO im at this party sat. night.....at this run down trailor by some lake...theres like 40 people in this fuckin little ass trailor LOL....everybodys drunk off their ass...

so theres this kid that raps that is there....and one of my friends hooked me up with him cause hes been wantin to record some stuff...and well...hes gonna pay me to record his album....but.....

everybody Dashes into the fuckin trailor except for me..i didnt know what the hell was goin on...and Richard..my friend that got us together for him to record....comes outside..and he's like...Rocks ready to freestyle...u gotta come in here and battle him..i was like...well....ok....

so there a good 40 people jam packed in this trailor...and i was like how u wanna do this?...we agreed on a lil cypher battle....2 bars at a time.....

i was like...hold on...let me finish my glass of alcohol lol...

so i did....

and i spit some gay...."ill lite you up like christmas tree" line...which a couple people laughed at....it was ok...

then he said some wack shit...and i laughed at him..lol..

then i said something like......."fuck a ride on Mtv, ill Pimp Your Bitch"....everybody laughed....

then he spit some wack shit....then i came back with the closed casket ender...

"Why would i record your shit when its wack / Cause ill tuck my penis between my legs so you can suck my dick from the back "

LMAO...everybody laughed...and it was over...yea...i owned him..but anywayss.....figured id share my first battle story.....

it felt pretty good...it was fun....for those who dont battle...you should try it...

and no..not text battle...

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WTF Lol i didnt read

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yeah feels good when you battle in front of people. but lmao at the last bar.

Lmfao Owned............

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that is a pretty wack line..mainly because u said "cause"...

Why would i record your shit when its wack /
Cause ill tuck my penis between my legs so you can suck my dick from the back

it really doesnt makes sense...cuz him suckin ur dick from the back didnt result from anything happening in the first line

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nah it dont make sense but it was funny cos it was a stupid line and PLUS nigga was drunk as a muh fucker

DAMN yall fuckers take everything too fuckin serious....

its a battle...im in front of a BUNCH of regular ass people...who dont know shit about rap like people here do......

No...it wasnt up to a "Rv Written" standard...omg...but...it was a good battle line...why?...because it was in front of people who arent in depth about rap....fucking herbs...lighten the fuck up

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oh yea.......and i was drunk...



FOO!

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Getting drunk at a party: $5

Beats to battle on: $20

Owning the fook outta someone while drunk in front of 40 people: Priceless

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LMAO.....^^^^^^^ funny shit

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yea, i've had alot of these drunken cyphers, usualy wen ur drunk n cyphering w/ a rack of ppl, sum1 is bound to get dissed and then a battle is pretty presumable... i've never done the 2 bar route, usualy we just spit till sum1 interupts, but u rite man, nothin like live freestyle battles w/ a rack of ppl in the cyph... i love it, shyt pumps me up.... i've battled tha fuck outta every1, i think the one dude i battled most was the cat "faddi" he was a palestinian cat that looks like q/unique lol... n e ways, i used to get him his drugs n we would just ride around n put on beats n flow, he was that type a dude, u kno , that was always flowin, like in conversation, ppl got annoyed from him... n he recycled his shyt soooo much .... but i think tha best shyt he's thrown at me was sum about "blah blah blah, me bein broke, last night i sniffed sum lines n who bought u tha coke..." i mean, we had alot of battles, but i was like... aight, how easy is that line to go off of, i didnt feel dissed lol. im like... aight... yea i got free coke cuz i hustled ya bitch ass lol.... i dunno man, just memories... then this one time we were cypherin all drunk n this gurl was on my nuts sayin she wanted to fuck me... n this gurl wanted to spit w/ us... n i kept interupting her after 2 bars cuz she was wack, n then she came at me like talkin how i thought i was tha best in tha shyt... so i come back like "pleez bitch, "to spit w/ tha best, consider ya self lucky/ how u gonna go n diss me? cuz u got rejected from wen u wanted to fuck me?" lol, every1 started crackin up... maaaaan u could tell she wanted to jump in a hole n die.... ooo well now im ramblin, just thought id share my stories too lol... but yea, keep it up man, if u ever in va, u kno who to holler at for a free...

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lmao, i was thinkin the same thing that it woulda been doper without the cause

but dope story....

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if it wasnt up to our so-called "standards", then why did you post the bar here in an attempt to impress us?

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